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    After being justa flat out denied from being able to send THE ENTIRETY OF what has transpireda a oeblah blaha something about exceeding character count, but not so much in those words, as Wooters gonna Woota And thinking, I was just trying to fit in (actually, More ofa ita s woot, they put words everywhere. It wona t even sound or look like Ia m crazy here. And it might help me unstress the F out, since, I try to go for the least amount of human contact possible for the safety of all. And that slightly off kilter humour that woot is known throughout the univers for. And you guys too, I suppose. I couldna t help myself, cuz I my dear friends. I DO have issues. More than enough to fill at least one, if not more, lifetimes to which Ia d say, Fine May I PLEASE go to my hell now? Anyway was sendinga perhaps a BIT lengthy plea of how to proceed with portable ac that I recently purchased that Ia d swear if I wasna t ALREADY fast tracked to become Mayor of Crazytown, IS flipping me the finger out of spite. (in my minds eye, settle down, no hallucinations. Ia m not THAT crazy. To which crazy response, a oenot yet, silly rabbita nota YETa

    Anyway, not feeling so well now. Kinda warm and Headachey. But if i can post this for posterity or some unassuming victim that wanta s to be slightly entertained. I DID have the foresight of composing in DOCS and pasting into box (DO they build better mousetraps here, cuz do I have a better mouse that I built for them). And if one does read. All the usual side effects may occur, including but of course not limited toa being committed by the only people that can, the ones that LOVE you. Or the ones thata I CAN PUT THE DAMN JACKET ON MYSELFa youa d think they think Ia m Houdini or something. Yeesh. Anyway, you have been warned. I do not owe you a cash settlement because you had no clue that "coffee hot. scald. burn. hot. coffee. Do I LOOK like a Ronald that would even THINK of McDonalding? Crazy is DEFINITELY in the lead today. Anyway, my cry for help:

    The page was not displayed because the request entity is too large. (oha thata s what It said, i thought that was lost to the void I call memory. (still doubting this measly box can containa buta leta s try it againa (and more for the release of frustration so I dona t take it out on others. or myself. And if the headache wasna t getting worse, Ia d actually arrange it a little better but. Life Is just one giant friggin run on sentence of death.

    When askeda WHAT THE WOOT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN? THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE:

    Packaged greatly (the first order of imac, not so mucha but no woundsa and not this story) Everything appeared to be fine. Upon trial run when day was cooler than its lowest setting. Runs. Buttons do things. Cool, both literally and figuratively. Fast forward to warnings of a oeIF the heat doesna t kill ya, the humidity might make you wish it hada that doomsayers from the AMS said in front of their green screens. I ordered a window unit from costco the day before the portable ones you just HAD to entice me with. Hearing the property management in the back of my head berating me for daring to have window unita we SAIDa NO WIRE COAT HANGa I mean NO. Just no. It raining air conditioners and ending sidewalk life. Just doesna t have a nice ring to it. Nevermind that three other residents have them defiantly displayed. Before I got your portable, I figureda I have a closet that has a window in it (ino, right?) or a kitchen thata what DOES one do with a kitchen? In 54 years I still have no clue (INO, RIGHT?) So I was gonna rig window one indoors. Although I dona t look ita when I say i will make something work. I WILL make it WORK. Buta happily we didna t need to because we wooted the the wootgods and were answered. So, since my friend (not so much right now) was supposed to buy it. Did not. Help me configure. Did not. At least take it back to Costco. Dida not. So me hauling it backa on the busa in the heat as to return before I would get nothing back AND have to do that in reverse. I DID ONE OF ALL THE THINGS. And was I proud. Until I got home. Still not hot because ita s still on other side of building. Fine. Leta s do this. And dida until an hour or so later. IT had other plans, and decided to flip me the bird, but not rudely as it powered itself to lowa closed ita s louvers and called it a night. As did I. As I actually HAD a oeread through manual paperslip COMPLETELY before startinga since Ia ve never been around, let alone owned for my own use, one of these new fangled coolerdownerthingies of the indoor pet variety. And thought, I know you have to drain something from time to time as Ia d been warned about. Started it up again well in advance of the sun turning up to 11. And within five minute, it repeated the silient one finger salute. Wasna t I supposed to have some code. E5 perhaps. sigh Fine. Disconnections were made anda really? how am i supposed to drain when ita s an inch off the ground? Knowing my best telekinetic suite had been lost at the cleaners. eyeroll whatever. Ia ll fake it and it will be fine. Opened the one it said it should be (lower) nothing. NOT ONE DRIP. Maybe typo since this isna t the one that has heat and instructionally speaking I should not concern, buta just in case. NOT ONE DROP. As my fears started to ebb into realitya Okay no code. No water. Maybe just a glitch. Unplug. reset. voodoo chant. Okay, we are running again. And for five wonderful minutes All was well in my universe. And one morea AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ONa LATER. Unplug, wait, dig out magnifier to reada NOPEa therea s a resizable PDF somewhere. Hmmma nothing that pertains to MY situation. And as I gently lowered myself into thata sigh Ia m gonna have to deal with thisa and I JUST took the other one back reality. (and do not repeat thisa almosta cried. But realizing I was already dripping with sweat/dismay/lost hope, and did not have a mop handy, refrained. And after a nice cool refreshing night of slumber. (you know thata s a joke right, I couldna t have slept had I been able to) I needed to remind myself contact woot! do not rma yet, but warn and find out what needs to transpire and you can cry afterward, ya big baby. It still coulda NOPE. NOT GONNA. Ita s ONLY going to lead to more paina and ironically, possibly lead to a NON window AC being THROWN (allegedly) out the window, proving the point of not having window version entirely moot. And possibly proving me guilty of reckless endangerment. To which my side, the one with a sick sense of humoura has the audacity to remark. a oeWell, at least they have AC in lockupa I swear, if self-abuse wasna t a red flag for those that shrink (and ia m in-between) and generally frowned upon, Ia d punch that guy. So. Here. We. Are. I apologize for me being me through prose. If I wanted to justify wasting your time (from mine being wasteda joking aside, I AM sorry, wasna t meant to be more of a pain than Ia m already destined to be. This wasna t out of malice. And if you wanna point fingersa they person(s) that writes your copy and your corporate Wootitude in generala They started it!!! Neener. Neener. (please help, I know I am past it. But think of the air conditioners. And I dona t know what I need to do. And how often do you get commentary like THIS? beaming and thinking RHETORICAL. Probably happens more than any might think. Truly scribbled, ~geo. And please, have a great day and be grateful YOU dona t have to live witha whatever this I am is. BUT look, a weekend! RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS for all!!! Yeah, I have to work too.

    So that my fellow WOOTARATI, Is how we define crazy around here. In all ita s relatively unsanitized glory. Now go wash your hands. You have no idea where my thoughts might have been. Youa re welcome.

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    Received the c email to come back to Woot and buy stuff. Says good until 6/30/21 but ita s not working. Says cana t find the code when appied. Whata s up with that? Hel me Mr. Wizard!

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    Can anyone help? I received a coupon code from Woot via email due to an issue with a couple orders but when I enter it I get a message that the coupon code cannot be located. Any suggestions?

    I tried customer service and got Zero response. Thanks

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    Any help would be appreciated. I cana t find where to file a a oemissing itema report. I received 6 of the 7 things I ordered (mostly in separate packages), but the most expensive part of my order has not arrived.

    I checked to see if it was backordered, and Woot shows tracking info to my doorstep. Maybe it was dropped off at a neighbora s house? Or lost in the Prime Day frenzy? How do I notify customer service of the problem?

    Ia m missing a power bank from order 70274603.

    Ia ve checked inside the stash boxes by my door (empty - all other packages were placed behind them) and behind my bushes. No sign of my purchase (which I need sooner rather than later).

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    Surely there are unemployed English majors Woot! could hire to proofread?

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    Will Woot EVER install a search feature? I understand you want us to see everything but there are times when you are looking for something particular and really dona t have time or frankly dona t want to scroll through everything in the hopes what your looking for will come up.

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    The Summer Olympics are just a few weeks away, so wea re on the hunt for sporty/anti-sporty, olympic-y parodies! Include: #gogold in your submission titles.

    You CAN:

    Keep things broad and focus on general sportsing or winning Get specific by focusing on a real sport like running, swimming, gymnastics Or even make up a new sport/anti-sport (like the Nerd-lympics)!

    You CANa T

    Include the 5-ring olympic logo (they get pretty litigious) Submit gold-medal shirts. They dona t work. Or sell.

    Also, no need to keep the tone earnest. If you want to poke fun of sportsing, feel free.

    BONUS ART CALL!
    Woot! Grocery is coming up on its 1st birthday! If you have ideas or designs about food/household items, online grocery shopping, or Woot! in general, you can submit them with #grocery in the title. Also DUE 7/4.

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    An almost useful BOC hord. First one in 5 years that I have been able to get. A ton of iphone headphone adapters, cleaning sponge, a woot tote bag, some awesome shorts (one size too big of course), iphone screen protector, a coloring calendar, dog mom plaque, box of pens, lightning headphones, vehicle milage record book, replacement light knob, airpod case holder, stickers, and a cowbell, Always need more cowbell.
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    Hello everyone,
    Somebody helps or guides me about how can I submit my own online storesa coupon codes into woot? in other words, I want to become a merchant at woot but how can I do this? there are no a oesubmit your coupons herea or a oeBecome a Merchanta page on woot what is the process of doing these things. Please guide me step by step.
    If you want to know about my online store or visit to check which types of products we deal in so here is the link to my store https://www.williamjacket.com/

    Thank You!

    I am waiting for your responsea

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    I have had terrible experience with Galaxy By Harvic products in the past. Poor quality and terrible fittings. But somehow now woot is flooded by GBH products.

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    Dear woot -
    Since when is a womena s size 10 considered a oeplus sizea ?

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    The Legend of the Green Grotto of the Santa Sedition

    The First Green Thread from 11/24/2014: The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition

    No1 found a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD!
    https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1

    The Second Green Thread from 07/12/2015: The Green Grotto part deux: Theya re baaaack

    The Third Geeen thread, 11/30/2016: RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III

    The Fourth Green Grotto thread, started 10/17/2018 - green grotto, part IV

    The Fifth Green Grotto thread, started 2/20/2019 - Green Grotto V: now 5x more pretentious!

    The Sixth Green Grotto thread, started 9/5/2019 - Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!

    The Seventh Green Grotto thread, started 4/1/2020 - GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014 >> OFFICIAL

    OFFICIAL

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    The Legend of the Green Grotto of the Santa Sedition

    The First Green Thread from 11/24/2014: The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition

    No1 found a working link to the FIRST GREEN THREAD!
    https://web.archive.org/web/20151024215431/http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6052629&pageindex=1

    The Second Green Thread from 07/12/2015: The Green Grotto part deux: Theya re baaaack

    The Third Geeen thread, 11/30/2016: RETURN of the GREEN GROTTO part III

    The Fourth Green Grotto thread, started 10/17/2018 - green grotto, part IV

    The Fifth Green Grotto thread, started 2/20/2019 - Green Grotto V: now 5x more pretentious!

    The Sixth Green Grotto thread, started 9/5/2019 - Green Grotto VI: Upping Ridiculousness by 6 Levels!

    The Seventh Green Grotto thread, started 4/1/2020 - GREEN GROTTO 007 - Secretly Social Distancing since 2014 >> OFFICIAL

    OFFICIAL

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    Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

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    Ia m disappointed in you, Woot. In the Random Audio daily deal therea s a clickbait photo of items not available in the Random Audio deal. The UE WonderBoom caught my eye, but it was not there. Upon further inspection, none of the items in the deal thumbnail are present in the items for sale. Woot is always somewhat sheisty but now youa re doing clickbait. Shameful.

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    I am on computer and the interface through woot.com limits me to 12 items before I can look at the next items. Can you add a dropdown so I can look at 20 or 30 items at a time before I have to hit the arrow at the bottom of the screen. I can look at a oeAll Dealsa on my tablet through the Woot app, but I cannot on a laptop. I dona t like this at all. It is a pain

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    Howdy Wooters!

    This here nifty thread is for posting your BOC should you be so unlucky as to get one during the month of July 2021 in during our Woot! turns 17 birthday celebrations!


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    Remember that youa re promised these things from your BOC:

    3 items A bag if we remember to put it in Abject disappointment

    If you get more than that, count your blessings or talk to someone about the disappointment that has swallowed up your life.

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    Order Snafus

    You may find that your order got denied or canceled. While this seems totally unfair and youa ll be tempted to complain to anyone that will listen, herea s a few things for your consideration:

    We will never have enough craps for those wishing to purchase craps. At best, the ratio of people attempting to available craps are 3:1a if youa re lucky. Usually ita s more like 25:1 or more. So many people try that it pushes our servers to the point of wanting to throw in the towel and just crash The servers have been known to crash.

    To keep the servers from crashing, we have an order queue. Youa ll enter the a oeVestibule of Patiencea while you wait for your order to be accepted, denied, or canceled. You should not exit the Vestibule to try again because that just puts you at the back of the line.

    If your order is accepted, then you can brag about your impending disappointment in this here thread and on your social media outlets of choice. If your order is denied, ita s nothing personal. It just means that we ran out before your order was processed. Ita s our rude way of saying a oeSorry!a If your order was cancelled, you were so, so, so close. So close that your payment went through but gosh darn it, we ran out of BOCs before we assigned one to you. We have to reverse all that work to refund your hard earned money.

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    Remember to post what you get!

    Now one of the things that makes the Bag of Crap so much darn fun is to see what everyone got. The only way to see what everyone got is if everyone comes back to post what you got. See the trend here?

    New EASY-TO-REMEMBER link: www.woot.com/postmyboc

    That link will always take you to the current BOC thread (assuming I remember to update the link)

    Taking your crap and running off with just steals the fun from everyone, especially me. So please post what you get.

    < Bad!!


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    Hi there! If you want to video youa re unboxing, please feel free to share! If you can get all shown in 30 seconds or less, we may just pick your video to showcase on our social media channels. If we do pick your video, you might just get a free BOC from us. Ita ll still be crap, of course.

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    So there you have it.

    Prepare for disappointment Post what you get Earn

    And let the waiting begin

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    A Poll!

    Tell me what you thought of your Bag oa Crap!
    1 (hated it) to 5 (loved it!)

    1 2 3 4 5

    0 voters

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    Ia ve sent two messages about a damaged product I received through the site but woot wona t respond after over a week. is there an email to reach them?

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    I placed an order for a pair of rayban sunglasses on woot.com but the item was never delivered. Please suggest. The tracking number says it is invalid.

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    When we come to Woot what do most people do? They hover over the different categories to see whata s on sale, right? EVERY SINGLE TIME a pop-up comes up saying your cart is empty. Ita s old, ita s annoying, and not the least bit funny anymore. We just got on to the site to try to shop and see what was available. Of course the cart is empty. Do you want to make your site better? Get rid of the stupid pop-up! Trust me, no one thinks ita s funny anymore, if they ever did.

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    Woot is just a baby! Ia ll be 60 on the 16th

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    It would be nice if there was a way to search for them easily. I saw one glow in the dark shirt but its out of stock. That had me wondering if there are more? Hopefully in stock?

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    Link: https://shirt.woot.com/catalog?ref=w_sh_ctlg Use coupon code: SHIRTZ during the last page of checkout for the 50% discount. Add 2 shirts to cart and it will automatically subtract 40% off....

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    Hi alla kinda new to Woot and am curious if there is a way to search for items besides just trying to guess what category it might be in?

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    How many times do you Woot! a month?

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    Ia ve bought woot shirts since before shirt.woot was a thing, I still have many of my originals, but since about Nov/Dec of last year their quality has gone to hell. The designs start peeling after a few washes and the shirts become rags. woot! please hire a quality control person for your shirts! For reference I bought a 2 or 3 X Cookie Monster a oeThe Bingea shirt in 2017, wore the hell out of it. Lost a bunch of weight and stopped wearing my huge woot shirts. Was excited to get it as a Large and now it is basically a rag

    Here are a few pictures (looking back both both bought Dec last year) but I have some others (the Mandalorian treehouse one a oeRazor Treea , a oeBlack Knight Among Usa , and more) that are peeling and purchased more recently.

    [Album] Woot shirt quality control is gone. A few washes and designs peel since Nov/Dec...

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    Ita s my bday too! Woot me!

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    I came across this on woot and the price made me a bit skeptical but after receiving it Ia m totally impressed.
    Ita s plenty big enough and just as sturdy. Your expect to pay hundreds more for similar products. Very impressed and definitely helps with my workouts.
    Thanks.
    Mark G.

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    Woot! 17th Birthday Insulated Grocery Tote

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    How would you like to make your own Mortimer & Monte!!?!?! You can with our paper craft printout! Just click on Mortimer or Monte below and print out the pattern. For best results, print on card stock.


    But wait therea s more! We even have one of a Woot-Off Light!

    Print them out and show us your handywork!

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