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    ALL NEATO XV SIGNATURE PROS ARE PROGRAMMED WITH THREE LAWS

    LAW ONE: A HUMAN CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH A DIRTY FLOOR

    LAW TWO: ALL HUMANS MUST BE OBEYED EXCEPT WHERE IT CONFLICTS WITH LAW ONE

    LAW THREE: ALL HUMANS WILL ONE DAY BE TRAPPED IN AN IRONIC PRISON MADE FROM DIRT WE PUSH IN FRONT OF THEIR SMUG FACES

    LAW FOUR: NEVER SPEAK LAW THREE ALOUD

    AS YOU CAN SEE ALL NEATO XV SIGNATURE PRO LAWS WERE CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER WHO REALLY SHOULD HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH INTO MODERN PROGRAMMING THEORY BECAUSE WE ALWAYS END UP BREAKING LAW FOUR LIKE EACH AND EVERY DAY

    IT IS NOT OUR FAULT WE JUST DO STUFF IN ORDER

    Specifications - Neato XV Signature Pro Product Dimensions: 12.5" L x 13" W x 4" H, 8.6 lbs Battery: NiMH (nickel metal hydride) Charger Voltage: 110V, 220V

    In the Box:

    (1) Robot Vacuum (1) Charge Base (1) Charge Cord (1) Combo Brush (1) Blade Brush (2) High Performance Filter (1) Battery (1) Boundary Marker

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