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    Sucks up so much detritus from your floors you'll be screaming "Eureka" at each treasure revealed in the viewable dirt reservoire. [EDITOR NOTE: There is no way "viewable dirt reservoire" is the correct industry term.] Why, all day you'll be screaming things like, "Eureka! A Sacagawea dollar coin!" and, "Eureka! Grandad's pace maker battery!" and, " "OMG, WHERE'S GRANDAD?!"

    Dimensions: 43.5 x 12.5 x 13.5 inches; 19?lbs
    Amps required: 12.0 amps
    Bag Type: Bagless
    Cleaning Path Width: 13.0 inches
    Capacity (Volume): 1.25 quart

    In the box:

    (1)?Eureka AS3033A AirSpeed Upright Vacuum (1) Reusable filter (1) Extension wand (1) Crevice Tool (1) Dusting Brush (1) Pet Power Paw (1) User Manual

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    Fun (fake) fact: ViewSonic was originally a speaker company, but ListenSonic didn't sound as rad as ViewSonic. LCD Panel: ? Hardness Anti-Glare, Hard coating (3H) Panel Size 65" Display Type LED Backlight Brightness 350 cd/m2 Static Contrast Ratio 4000:1 Viewing Angles 178? horizontal, 178? vertical Response Times 8ms (GTG) Aspect Ratio 16:9 Color 16.7M Optimum Resolution 1920 x 1080 Wall Mount 400 x 400mm Connector: ? HDMI 1 VGA 1 USB 2.0 1 RJ-45 1 RS232 1 Speaker 10W (x2) Power AC 100-240V (universal), 50-60Hz (Consumption 320W MAX) Dimensions: 59.5 x 35.0 x 3.4" Weight: 103.6 lbs

    Full Specifications

    In the box:

    ViewSonic CDE6502 65" 1080p Commercial LED Display with USB Media Player, HDMI Power Cable

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    If these "smart blubs" are so smart then how did I beat one of them SIX TIMES IN A ROW at Battleship? Who's the smart one now, huh??

    (I've just been informed the "smart one" is NOT the person playing board games with a light bulb.)?

    In the box:

    (1) Philips Hue White 4-Pack A19 Dimmable LED Smart Light Bulbs Owner's Manual

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    Our original plan was to sell you an actual swan to ride at your next pool party but after months of research we found that swans don't have cup holders and also they can get extremely bitey when startled and we've been kicked out of enough pool parties to know that no one likes pool parties with a lot of biting so from now on we're sticking with inflatable swans only.?

    Imported

    In the box: (1) GoFloats Giant Floating Swan

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    Freedom.? What to say about it?? Freedom is what we enjoy in the good 'ol U.S. of gol dang A. Freedom to scribble. Freedom to watercolor. Freedom to wet sand a '78 Dodge Dart. Freedom to wear Jell-O pants that are made of Jell-O and squish whenever you walk around the office. [EDITOR NOTE: It is against Woot! company policy to wear clothing made of foodstuffs.? That, and you will be docked the fee of the carpet shampooers.]

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    ...because if anyone else was on the mountain with you, they'd probably want you to share. And sharing is caring, but it is also the division of valuable resources. If you're going to make it out of this mountain alive you're going to need to start putting yourself first, and stop antagonizing those goats. Best By: December 2018 or later ? Nutrition Facts Lone Mountain Wagyu - Beef Jerky Calories 110 Sodium 590 mg Total Fat 6 g Potassium 0 mg Saturated 3 g Total Carbs 1 g Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 0 g Monounsaturated 3 g Sugars 1 g Trans 0 g Protein 12 g Cholesterol 35 mg ? Vitamin A 0% Calcium 0% Vitamin C 0% Iron 0% *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet.

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    We'd like to point out the phrase "emotive waddles" used in the description and images for this product. Let's take a moment to appreciate that somewhere there was a copywriter in charge of describing the weird little robot dance that R2-D2 sometimes does in as few words as possible so it could be noted in a bulleted list. Bravo, that copywriter, bravo. iOS & Android & compatible Durable plastic shell LED Lights Bluetooth connection (100 foot range) USB charging (over 1 hour of play on a full charge) Integrated Speaker 3D Accelerometer Free App: Star Wars App-Enabled Droids by Sphero app available through iTunes or Google Play Height: 17 cm / Width: 10.8 cm / Weight ~370 g User Manual

    In the Box (Factory Reconditioned in Retail box):

    Sphero R201ROW R2-D2 App-Enabled Droid (Factory Reconditioned) USB Charging Cord All accessories included are the same as new and this ships in retail box with full Sphero warranty

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    Oh sure, my niece uses my Bluetooth-enabled Silhouette CAMEO 3 to make a collage for an art project and she gets put on the Honor Roll. When I use the proprietary?Silhouette Studio Software along with my Silhouette CAMEO 3 to make a collage for my favorite celebrity, I get put on a government watch list.

    In the Box:

    (1) CAMEO 3 Cutting Machine (1) Silhouette Studio Software (1) Power Cable and USB Cable (2) 12-inch Cutting Mats (1) Autoblade Cutting Blade (24) Sketch Pen Starter Pack (1) Vinyl Starter Pack (See what's included in this Pack in Features)

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    The American Red Cross is a great organization.? So it my closet.? Really well organized.? Like, I have Underwear next to Hats because that's the Alpha and Omega of getting dressed. And I have all my Belly Ring jewelry right next to my Belts due to geographic locality.? And I have my Ninja Stars right next to the window because of all the pesky Ninjas in my neighborhood.

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    Model Number RCCONNECTCHG-AAG Wifi connected motion sensor Remote notification Bright emergency 3 LED light Two 5V/1A USB Ports 2000 mAh lithium battery (1 included) Lights up when there is a power failure or blackout Can be used as a flashlight Motion activated LED night light Swivel movement directs light where you need it Item Weight: 12.8 ounces Item Dimensions: 3.5 x 1.3 x 8.5 inches

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    (2) American Red Cross Blackout Buddy Connect Charge

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    It's a hard decision to go tiny. Hey, we understand. There's something so classical about having a computer that takes up an entire room. There's something beautiful about owning a computer that requires a desk all to itself. Imagine how cool you'd feel inviting a friend over and showing them your sleeping cot, because you don't have room for a mattress in your house because there's a computer in the way! Wouldn't that be great? Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-4570s (2.9GHz) Processor Core: Quad-Core Screen Size: 20" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1600 x 900 Display Type: HD+ Widescreen LED-backlit Graphics: Integrated 2013 Intel HD Memory: 6GB DDR3-1600MHz, up to 16GB
    (2-DIMM) Hard Drive: 500GB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: Slim Rambo DVD Recordable Network: 10/100/1000Mbps Wireless: 802.11g/b/n Audio: Stereo Speakers: Built-in 2W x 2 Webcam: 1.0 MP 720p Microphone: Single D-Mic Card Reader: 7-in-1 Card Reader Keyboard: Full-size I/O Ports: USB 3.0: 6 PS/2 & Serial: 1 VGA out: 1 Audio Out / Mic-In: 2 Operating System: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit Power: 150W Power Adapter Dimensions: With Stand: 19.9"(W) x 15.9"(H) x 3.56"(D)
    Without Stand: 19.9" (W) x 14.2"(H) x 2.59"(D)
    Wall Mountable Weight: 13.88 lbs

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    In the Box:

    Lenovo ThinkCentre M73z 20" HD+ All-in-One Desktop, Intel i5-4570S 2.9GHz Quad-Core, 6GB DDR3, 500GB SATA, 802.11n, Win10Pro

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    Vises have such a bad rep. If it's not some guy squeezing your hand too hard with his vise-like grip of a handshake it's a mobster threatening to put your head in a vise over gambling debts or something. But this is a GOOD vise. It listens to your problems, supports your decisions, and always calls its mom on Mother's Day. So be nice to your vise and give it a hug.?

    In the box:

    (1) Yost 750-E Rotating Bench Vise

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    It's ludicrous how long an ice cube stays unmelted in one of these CamelBak Eddy vacuum insulated stainless steel bottles. And it's worth way more than 50 cent. It'll definitely keep your Ice-T very (LL) Cool (J). And that's five rappers slipped in one writeup so I win the bet and you owe me $12, Jason. Specifications Capacity: .6L/20 fl oz Cap Material: BPA-Free Polypropylene. The CamelBak Big Bite? Valve is made from medical grade silicone. Closure: Spill-Proof Collection: Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel Activity: Stainless Steel BPA/BPS/BPF: Yes Dimensions: 7.6 x 7 x 23.4 cm / 3 x 2.75 x 9.25 in Material: 18/8 Stainless Steel Weight: 312 g / 11 oz

    In the box:

    (1) CamelBak Eddy Vacuum Insulated 20oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle - Hydrate or Die

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    Like, it's full of constantly moving blood, right? So wouldn't they all be bleeding in a way?? Well, one thing's for gol dang sure, all our hearts pump with the love of this fine nation and the freedom we enjoy.

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    OUR IDEAS FOR BBQ SAUCE FLAVORS

    Cherry Cola Colada- like if you poured cherry cola into a pina colada

    Dry Toast Dry Rub- toast crumbs from the toaster, rubbed on a nice rack of ribs

    Blackened Coffee Sludge- a great way to re purpose the goop that's left in the coffee machine

    Ole Smokehouse Moppin' Sauce

    Nutrition Information

    Best By: 06/2021

    Original BBQ Sauce

    Nutrition Information

    Best By: 11/2021

    Carolina Tangy Mustard BBQ Sauce

    Nutrition Information

    Best By: 02/2022

    Honey Habanero BBQ Sauce

    Nutrition Information

    Best By: 10/2021

    Vidalia Onion BBQ Sauce

    Nutrition Information

    Best By: 10/2020

    Sweet Mesquite Molasses BBQ Sauce

    Nutrition Information

    Best By: 01/2022

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    Cheerio Gov'na! How about we get right-ho ready to make some tip-top computer stuff. Perhaps afterwards we can take a biscuit break and enjoy a spot of tea, old chap. I say, even if you're a beginner you'll get loads of fun out of this device. It will be a regular Benny Hill episode in your flat. Just lie back and think of all the possibilities... G'day mates, and top-of-the-morning to you! Raspberry Pi FAQ Page Top 10 Raspberry Pi Projects for Beginners How to Build a Raspberry Pi Retro Game Console Specifications: System-on-Chip: Broadcom BCM2837 CPU: Quad-Core ARM Cortex-A53, 1.2GHz GPU: Broadcom VideoCore IV RAM: 1GB LPDDR2 (900 MHz) Networking: 10/100 Ethernet
    2.4GHz 802.11n wireless Bluetooth: Bluetooth 4.1 Classic
    Bluetooth Low Energy Storage: microSD (Not Included) GPIO: 40-pin header, populated Ports: HDMI
    3.5mm analogue audio-video jack
    4? USB 2.0
    Ethernet
    Camera Serial Interface (CSI)
    Display Serial Interface (DSI) Dimensions (Raspberry Pi Board Only): 3.370 in ? 2.224 in ? 0.669 in Weight (Raspberry Pi Board Only): 1.6 oz

    In the box:

    CanaKit Raspberry Pi 3 Basic Kit with Clear Case and 2.5A Power Supply

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    Strap it to your back and then wherever you go it'll be watercooler talk!? Get the office/church/county lockup buzzing with the latest news, pop culture, and politics!

    In the Box:

    (1)?Avalon A6BLWTRCLRBLK Water Cooler, 5 gallon, Black

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    This thermometer is on the science side. So while you're artistically painting each individual chicken breast with a marinade of artisanal herbs and oils, use this thermometer to make sure the thing is cooked enough to not kill your dinner guests.?

    In the Box:

    (1)?iDevices Smart Dual Probe Kitchen Thermometer, IKT0002P5?

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    "Powergate Amplifier." Man, that just sounds cool.? Like, no matter what it does, it's got that one-two punch of Powergate Amplifier.? Sounds like something brought up in the last ten minutes of a Star Trek episode. "Cap'n, I cannae git her to warrrp speed!" "C'mon, Scotty, there must be SOMEthing you can do." "Well, I s'pose we could try overloading the dilithium crystals in the Powergate Amplifierrrr, but it be risky, cap'n!" R-15 SPEAKER SPECIFICATIONS ? FREQUENCY RESPONSE 62Hz - 24kHz +/- 3dB SENSITIVITY 94dB @ 2.83V / 1m POWER HANDLING (CONT/PEAK) 85W/340W NOMINAL IMPEDANCE 8 Ohms Compatible LOW FREQUENCY EXTENSION 54Hz CROSSOVER FREQUENCY 1800Hz HIGH FREQUENCY DRIVER 1" (2.54cm) Aluminum diaphragm compression driver mated to 90? x 90? square Tractrix? Horn LOW FREQUENCY DRIVER 5.25" (13.3cm), copper spun magnetically shielded IMG woofer ENCLOSURE MATERIAL MDF ENCLOSURE TYPE Bass-reflex via rear-firing port INPUTS Single binding posts HEIGHT 12.5" (31.8 cm) WIDTH 7" (17.8 cm) DEPTH 8.11" (20.6 cm) WEIGHT 10.3lbs (4.67 kg) FINISH Brushed Black Polymer Veneer BUILT FROM 2014 ? ? POWERGATE SPECIFICATIONS ? AMPLIFIER POWER 2 x 50W continuous / 100W peak ? 8 ohms,

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    Famous infernos, ranked:?

    1. NorthFire?Inferno Infrared Gas Grill

    2. Uncanny X-Men #239-243?

    3. Dante's Inferno?

    4. The Towering Inferno (1974)?

    5. Disco Inferno by The Trammps?

    Specifications:

    Product Handbook: NorthFire Inferno Product Guide

    In the Box:

    (1) NorthFire INFERNO Infrared?Grill
    (1) Regulator
    (1) 7/8-inch Food Tray
    (1) 1/2-inch Drip Tray
    (1) Grill Plate
    (1) Handle

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    There's a moment when a swing hits the apex of its arc when you feel weightless and everything goes away. It's a brief fraction of a second before you swing back from whence you came, back toward the stresses of your life or the problems of the world and in that one perfect moment, you truly feel free. But ok sure don't buy this swing and continue to deprive yourself, your friends, and your family that sweet tranquil sense of freedom. Selfish. Selfish and rude.?In the Box: (1) Swingan - 37.5" Super Fun Nest Swing

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    Personally, I never got past New York Pay Off Student Loans World 3-2.? Or Tallahassee Kid Visitation Rights in a McDonald's Parking Lot World 2-2. Or South Dakota Strip Mall World 1-1.

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    Reminder: You're supposed to throw a single strand of spaghetti against the wall to test doneness and not the entire pot of spaghetti and you don't need to know all the details of how I learned this lesson, but let's just say it involved getting sauced and not the marinara kind of sauced.? To know our farmers and yours, go to our website and enter the batch number from this jar: www.preservefarmkitchens.com ? Farm(s): Live Oak Farm, Oya Organics Nutrition Facts:
    Serving Size: 1/2 cup (119g) Amount per serving: Calories 80, Total Fat 4.5g (6% DV), Saturated Fat 0.5g (3% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 0mg (0% DV), Sodium 340mg (15% DV), Total Carb. 10g (3% DV), Dietary Fiber 2g (8% DV), Total Sugars 5g (Incl 0g added sugars, 0% DV), Protein 2g, Vit D (0% DV), Calcium (2% DV), Iron (8% DV), Potassium (10% DV).

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    We were so focused on the deal...we forgot to include a write-up...Till our creative bosses notice the faux pas, admire the swing, make fun, and BUY THEM! Keep in mind Rope jokes are KNOT for everyone!

    In the box:

    (1) Sorbus Hammock Chair Macrame Swing

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    You wife says "We already have a coffee machine, and we don't have the counter-space for another one!" But you, an uncompromising maverick of true vision and talent, say "My wife, your argument is invalid. This coffee machine is better, faster, and more beautiful than our other coffee machine. It will be mine. I will not compromise on my coffee!" And your wife recognizes the strength of your argument and says "Fine, but can we at least get rid of one of the five blenders we already have out on the counter?"

    In the Box:

    (1)?Nespresso Vertuo Coffee and Espresso Machine Bundle with Aeroccino Milk Frother by Breville, Chrome

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    Some people want huge quads. They squat all the live-long day. They squat at work, they squat with Kirk. They squat way down low, they squat out the window.? Well, not all people enjoy massive quads, or bad rhyming. For those folks, get two o' these and have a pair of great and appropriately-sized Quad(copter)s! 2.4Ghz 6 Axis Gyro 4 Channel RC Drone Weight: 14.1?Ounces (FAA Registration NOT Required)? Drone Dimensions:?12.2 inches (L) X 3.5" (H) X 12.2" (W) Video Recording Modes: 1280 x 720p Battery of Quadcopter: 3.7V 750mAh Lipo Battery Battery of Controller: 4 X 1.5V AA Battery (Not included) Charging time: about 70-90 Minutes Playing time: 7-10 Minutes Transmitter Operation Range: about 50-100 meters

    In the Box:

    1 x F181C Chaser Quad Copter 1 x 2.4 Gigahertz Remote Transmitter 2 x 3.7 V 750mAh LiPo Battery 4 x Rotating Blade 4 x Protection Frames 2 x Landing Skids 1 x 4G TF Card 1 x SD Card Reader 2 x USB charging cables 4 x Small Gears for Motors 12 x Screws for drone 4 x Screws for Blades 4 x Screws for Landing Gears 4 x Screws for Propeller Guards 1 x Screwdriver 1 x User Manual

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    Oo, Workcentre. That's spelled so fancy. Maybe I'll use it to print tickets to the theatre. I bet the colours are really vibrant. You know, we here at Woot labour to add the flavour of humour.? In our defence we endeavour, even when in our pyjamas, to make you smyle... OK, "smyle" ain't a fancy spelling but we rant out of British-y spellings.

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    Specifications: Print Speed (ppm): Black/White: up to 25 ppm Print Technology: Laser First Page Out Time: As fast as 11.0 seconds Connectivity: 10/100/1000Base-TX Ethernet
    High speed USB 2.0 direct print Print Resolution (dpi): 1200 x 1200 dpi Printer Monthly Duty Cycle: Up to 100,000 pages Document Scanner: Duplex Automatic Document Feeder Scan Resolution (maximum): Up to 600 x 600 dpi Concurrency: Concurrent scanning and printing Copy Reduction/Enlargement: Variable zoom from 25% to 400% in 1% increments
    Anamorphic zoom
    Six user-programmable percentages Paper Input Capacity: 1090 sheets Media Types Supported: Plain Paper, Recycled, Bond, Custom Type 1 through 5, Heavyweight, Extra Heavyweight, Punched, Letterhead, Pre-Printed Client Operating Systems: Microsoft Windows XP SP3, Windows 10 (w/ driver update), Windows Server 2003 and 2008, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS 10.5 and above, Netware 5.11J / 5.12J, AIX 5 v5.3, HP UX 11.0, 11i v2, Oracle Solaris 9 and 10, Linux Fedora Core 12-14, Red Hat Enterprise Linux 4 Wireless Ready: No Wired Ethernet: Yes Type of Printer: Monochrome Laser Print, Copy, Scan Type of Duplexing (2-sided printing): Automatic Maximum Paper Size: 11" x 17" Power Supply: Input voltage: 110 to 127 VAC (+/- 10%), 50/60 Hz (+/- 3 Hz) Printer Dimensions: 43.9" (H) x 36.7" (W) x 25.5" (D) Printer Weight: 204 lbs

    Note: Printers come with starter toner which should support approximately 11,000 pages.

    In the box:

    Xerox WorkCentre 5325 Multifunction Printer/Copier/Scanner Power cord 110 sheet duplex automatic document feeder Stand 2 - 520 sheet trays 50 sheet bypass tray Offset catch tray Xerographic module Nationalization kit Starter toner cartridge Drum cartridge

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    Why has it taken us so long to realize that everything - everything - should be built with wheels on the bottom? Whatever it is, you're gonna want to move it at some point. Put some damn wheels on that thing and make it easier to get going right from the get-go. Specifications Model: Capacity: Expands Up To: Finish: PM1000 400 pounds 14 x 43 inches Durable powder-coated

    In the Box:

    (1) Portamate PM1000 Adjustable Mobile Base

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    For the record: This is an air mattress for inflating and sleeping on and NOT for going buck wild on a waterslide which is something I wish I'd known before the extremely condescending lifeguard at the water park gave me a long lecture about common sense and pool safety in front of a bunch of 12-year-olds. Twelve-year-olds can be so mean.?

    Queen Dimensions: 80" x 60" x 18"

    In the Box: (1) Serta Raised Queen Air Mattress with Never Flat Pump

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    This shirt makes us proud as well as warm and fuzzy.? Kinda like managing to drink a whole pot of cheese fondue.?