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     (9 hours ago)       more like this  

    I know the title is a bit misleading, since there are no actual garages listed for sale. However, we have many nice things you could keep in a garage. What's that? Oh, you don't have a garage. Well that certainly explains why you were shopping for one. Hmm. I suppose you could buy a garage and then come back to this sale a bit later for things to put in your new garage. How does that sound?

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    Do you like sound? How about bar-shaped objects? What if we told you you could have both in one thing? Stop screaming, calm down. Let us tell you about the VIZIO...stop screaming, please. Please stop. Um, ok we'll check back in ten minutes. VIZIO.

    Tech Specs

    Sound Bar Size: 38" Sound Bar Speakers: L & R & C: 3.0" full-range drivers Subwoofer Speakers Response: 6.0" Subwoofer Sound Pressure Level: 100 dB Sound Bar Frequency: 50 Hz - 20 kHz Subwoofer Frequency: 50 Hz - 90 Hz Audio Decoding Technology: Dolby Digital, DTS Digital Surround Sound Enhancement Technology: DTS Circle Surround, DTS Studio Sound, DTS TruVolume Wireless Range (Subwoofer): 60' Line of sight Bluetooth: Yes Sound Bar Buttons: Power, Input, Bluetooth, Volume Up, Volume Down Remote: Remote with LCD Display Power Input: 120V 60 Hz Installation: Table top and wall-mountable

    Connections

    Analog Audio Input: 1x Stereo RCA Analog Audio Input: 1x 3.5mm stereo mini jack Digital Audio Input: 1x RCA (Coaxial) Digital Audio Input: 1x Optical (Toslink) USB Input: 1x USB (for .WAV Audio Playback)

    Dimensions and Weight

    Product Dimensions: 38"W x 3.62"H x 2.75"D Product with Stand Weight: 6.4 lbs. Subwoofer Dimensions: 5.98"W x 10.92"H x 13.53"D Subwoofer Weight: 11.2 lbs. Product Packaging Dimensions: 44.88"W x 19.76"H x 8.66"D Product Packaging Weight: 26.01 lbs.

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    In the Box:

    VIZIO S3851x-C4B 38-inch 5.1 Sound Bar System with Satellite Speakers and Wireless Subwoofer (Manufacturer Refurbished) Sound Bar Surrounds x2 Subwoofer Wall Mounts x4 Remote including 2x AAA batteries 5' RCA right-angle to 3.5mm 5' Optical Toslink cable 8 meter cable x2 8' Power cord 4 pcs. of Velcro

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    Imagine you found a magic mirror you could touch and it would show you the words of almost every book that's ever been. Imagine you could use it to send messages to other people on the other side of the world, and those people could answer back, almost instantly! Well, they call that a Kindle. But we didn't make it with magic. We used science. YEP. Specifications: Model: Amazon Fire HDX 8.9, Saturn (2014) Display: 8.9" HDX touchscreen display, with 2560x1600 resolution at 339 ppi, 100% sRGB color accuracy, video playback up to 1080p, max brightness over 400 nits, Dynamic Image Contrast, reduced glare and advanced polarizing filter CPU & RAM: 2.5 Ghz Quad-core Snapdragon 8084, with Adreno 420 GPU and 2 GB of RAM Storage: Your Choice:
    16GB (8.3GB available to user)
    or
    32 GB (24.3 GB available to user) Operating System: Fire OS Battery Life: Up to 12 hours of reading, surfing the web on Wi-Fi, watching video, and listening to music. Battery life will vary based on device settings, usage, and other factors such as web browsing and downloading content. Actual results may vary Charge Time: Fully charges in under 5 hours via the PowerFast charging accessory (not included), or slightly longer with other micro-USB power adapters that you may already have Wi-Fi Connectivity:

    Dual-band, dual-antenna Wi-Fi (MIMO+HT80) for faster streaming and fewer dropped connections than standard Wi-Fi. Supports public and private Wi-Fi networks or hotspots that use the 802.11a, 802.11b, 802.11g, 802.11n, or 802.11ac standard with support for WEP, WPA and WPA2 security using password authentication; does not support connecting to ad-hoc (or peer-to-peer) Wi-Fi networks

    Ports: SlimPort enabled USB 2.0 (micro-B connector) port to connect to an HDTV or VGA monitor with an adapter or to a PC/Macintosh computer, or to charge your device with the PowerFast charger (not included) Audio: 3.5 mm stereo headphone jack and integrated stereo speakers with the latest Dolby Audio, including Dolby Atmos when listening to Dolby Atmos encoded content using headphones Content Formats Supported: Kindle (AZW), KF8, TXT, PDF, unprotected MOBI, PRC natively, Audible Enhanced format (AAX), DOC, DOCX, JPEG, GIF, PNG, BMP, Dolby Digital (AC-3), Dolby Digital Plus (E-AC-3), non-DRM AAC, MP3, MIDI, PCM/WAVE, OGG, WAV, M4V, MP4, AAC LC/LTP, HE-AACv1, HE-AACv2, MKV, AMR-NB, AMR-WB, HTML5, CSS3, 3GP, VP8 (WEBM) Sensors: Ambient light sensor, accelerometer, gyroscope Camera Specs: Front-facing 720p HD Camera. 8MP rear-facing camera with LED flash, Electronic Image Stabilization, and a wide-aperture 5P f/2.2 lens Location Services: Location-based services via Wi-Fi Additional Features: External volume controls, built-in dual microphone, built-in Bluetooth to support a variety of different wireless accessories such as keyboards or controllers, with support for A2DP compatible stereo headphones, headsets, speakers, and LE accessories Accessibility Features: Screen Reader, Explore by Touch, and Screen Magnifier, enabling access to the vast majority of Fire tablet features. Screen Reader features IVONA's award-winning natural language text-to-speech voice. Also includes adjustable font sizes/color, and built-in Oxford dictionary. Learn more System Requirements: Fire HDX 8.9 is ready to use right out of the box-no setup, no software to install, no computer required to download content Dimensions: 9.1" x 6.2" x 0.3" (231 mm x 158 mm x 7.8 mm) Weight: 13.2 ounces (375 grams)

    In the box:

    Amazon Fire HDX 8.9" Tablet (Includes Special Offers), Full-HD 339ppi Touchscreen, 2.5GHz Quad-Core Processor, Dual-Band Wi-Fi, FireOS - (Your Choice: Storage) USB 2.0 Cable AC Adapter

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    There's nothing sadder than a regular boring person just walking down the street with nowhere to go and no purpose to their life. But someone with a backpack on? That's someone with purpose. Someone with stuff to carry and places to take it to. Someone who knows how to live!

    Imported

    In the box:

    (1) Tactical Military Mid-Size Backpack by Something Strong

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    The boat metaphor doesn't really work that well. Let's try again. Shoes are like horses, sorry houses, for your feet because they keep them... dry? Shoes are like boots, but more general... for your feet. Boots are like shoes for your feet, which sort of sounds like boats for your feet. So here we are back at the boat metaphor... I guess it was meant to be.s

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    You instilled your child with a love of music, good for you! Sadly, the only music your child loves is the Frozen soundtrack. And the Frozen soundtrack is good, but it's not "listen to on repeat for the entire five hour drive to grandma's house good". So get your kid some headphones, so you can have some quiet time to LET IT GOOOOOO!!!? ?

    In the Box:

    Contixo KB-200 Premium Wireless Over-the-Ear Bluetooth Kids Headphones - 2 pack Headphone Carrying Case USB Charging Cable 3.5mm Audio Cable User Manual

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     (9 hours ago)       more like this  

    My last 4th of July, told only through sounds:

    BOOM. BANG.BOOM. POP. POP. BOOOOOOOM BOOM BoooOOOOOooooM. Popopopopopopop. BOOM. POP. POP. Sizzle. Boomboom. BOOM. Bang. BANG. POP. POP. POP. BooM. BEEP BEEP BEEP.

    Popcorn is ready, let's go watch fireworks.

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    Sometimes it's easy to forget the little luxuries that make life magical. We take those things for granted. But just think about this for a sec: you can get MEAT in the MAIL. The same system that sends you credit card statements, wedding invitations, and incorrect charges from comcast also delivers MEAT to your door. That's straight up witchcraft or something. *bong hit* Best By Date: 1 Year, Frozen

    Omaha Steak Burgers

    Ingredients: Beef

    Grill or Broil: Thaw burgers. Grill or broil for 5-6 minutes per side until internal temperature reads 160?F. Overcooking can result in a dry product. Contact Grill: Grill for a total of 5-6 minutes until internal temperature reaches 160?F. It's easiest to remove burgers from the wrap while still frozen! Pan Fry: Preheat a small amount of cooking oil in non-stick pan over medium heat. Add burgers, pan frying for 6-8 minutes on each side or until internal temperature reaches 160?F.

    Omaha Steaks Ground Beef Products are irradiated for your safety

    Gourmet Burgers

    Ingredients: Beef

    Grill or Broil: Thaw burgers. Grill or broil for 5-6 minutes per side until internal temperature reads 160?F. Overcooking can result in a dry product. Contact Grill: Grill for a total of 5-6 minutes until internal temperature reaches 160?F. It's easiest to remove burgers from the wrap while still frozen! Pan Fry: Preheat a small amount of cooking oil in non-stick pan over medium heat. Add burgers, pan frying for 6-8 minutes on each side or until internal temperature reaches 160?F.

    Gourmet Jumbo Franks

    Ingredients: Pork, Beef, Water, Nonfat Dry Milk, Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Lactate, Natural Spices, Dextrose, Flavorings, , Sodium Diacetate, Paprika, Monosodium Glutamate, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

    Contains: Milk

    Boil: From Frozen or thawed, boil franks for 8-10 minutes. Grill: Grill franks over medium heat until brown on all sides. Frozen franks will cook in approximately 15 minutes. Thawed franks will cook in approximately 8 minutes. Microwave: Place frank on a microwave safe plate. Cover with paper towel. For one frank, cook on high for 1 ? -2 minutes, if frozen and 1 minute if thawed.

    Bratwurst

    Ingredients: Pork, Beef, Water, Corn Syrup Solids, Salt, Mustard and Spices.

    Thaw in refrigerator:

    Grill: Grill over medium high heat for 8-10 minutes Stove-Top: Pan fry in skillet over medium high heat 12-14 minutes.

    From Frozen:

    Stove-Top: Boil in sauce pan, from a frozen, 14-16 minutes and 12-14 minutes if thawed. Microwave: Microwave from frozen on medium high power for 2 - 2 ? minutes.

    Kielbasa Sausage

    Ingredients: Pork, Water, Beef, Pork Fat, Contains 2% Or Less Of Salt, Corn Syrup, Nonfat Dry Milk, Sodium Lactate, Dextrose, Natural Spices, Monosodium Glutamate, Fresh Garlic, Paprika, Sodium Diacetate, Flavorings, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

    From Thawed:

    Grill: Preheat grill to high or prepare coals. Remove sausages from packaging. Grill thawed sausages for 5-6 minutes constantly rotating sausages. Broiler: Preheat broiler. Remove sausages from packaging and place on broiler pan. Broil for 6-7 minutes turning once at 4 minutes. Microwave: Cut slit in the top of the packaging of sausages. Place in microwave and heat on high for 3 - 3-1/3 minutes for 4 sausages. Let rest 1-2 minutes. Remove from packaging and serve.

    Italian Sausage

    Ingredients: Pork, Contains 2% or less of Sea Salt, Natural Spices, Diced Green Bell Peppers, Diced Red Bell Peppers, Paprika, Turbinado Sugar.

    From Frozen Or Thawed:

    Broil: Bring 1? quarts of water to a boil in a pot. Remove desired number of sausages from packaging and add to boiling water. Boil for 8-10 minutes if sausages are thawed or 10-12 minutes if sausages are frozen. Grill: Preheat grill to medium heat. Remove sausages from packaging. Grill over medium heat approximately 6-8 minutes from thawed and approximately 12-15 minutes from frozen. Microwave: Remove sausages from packaging and place on a microwave safe plate. Cover with a paper towel. Microwave on HIGH for 1 minute from thawed and 1 ? to 2 minutes from frozen.

    Classic Beef Franks

    Ingredients: Beef, Water, Nonfat Dry Milk, Salt, Contains 2% or less of Dextrose, Corn Syrup, Sodium Lactate, Natural Spices, Autolyzed Yeast, Potassium Phosphate, Monosodium Glutamate, Sodium Diacetate, Paprika, Flavorings, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite in Sheep Casing.

    Contains: Milk

    Boil: From frozen or thawed, boil franks for 8-10 minutes. Grill: Grill franks over medium heat until brown on all sides. Frozen franks will cook in approximately 15 minutes. Thawed franks take about 8 minutes. Microwave: Place frank on a microwave safe plate. Cover with a paper towel. For one frank cook on high for 1? - 2 minutes, if frozen and 1 minute if thawed.

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    The stockpot used to be the centerpiece of the kitchen. Back in the day, a stockpot wasn't just for potting stock. It was for cooking, for boiling laundry, for bathing the baby and so on. Today, people typically just use stockpots for soups and stuff. But hey, if you wanna boil your baby ... er ... bathe your laundry ... you know what? Just stick to soup.

    Dimensions: 13" x 10" x 13"

    In the Box:

    (1) Cuisinart Chef's Classic Enamel on Steel 16 Quart Stockpot-- EOS166-30R

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     (1 day ago)       more like this  

    We gathered a panel of experts to evaluate the Microsoft Surface 3 Tablet, here's what they had to say...

    EXPERT 1: Wow, look at this...is this a computer?

    EXPERT 2: Excuse me, how long will this take? You said you have some information about my lost dog?

    EXPERT 3: Well, I really love the Surface's extended battery life. Its speed is perfect for meeting my needs. However, I want to reiterate, I am a dinosaur fossil expert, I don't know why I'm here.

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    Specifications: Operating System: Windows 10 Home Display: Screen: 10.8" ClearType Full-HD Plus
    Resolution: 1920 x 1280
    Aspect Ratio: 3:2
    Touch: 10-point multi-touch
    Surface Pen Support (not included) CPU: Quad-core Intel Atom x7-Z8700 processor
    (2MB Cache, 1.6GHz with Intel Burst technology up to 2.4GHz). Graphics: Intel HD Graphics RAM: 2GB RAM Security: TPM chip for enterprise security Storage: 64GB Internal Storage Wireless: Wi-Fi (802.11 a/b/g/n/ac) Cellular:

    Compatible Carrier(s): AT&T, T-Mobile, and Regional carriers (GSM)
    (Unlocked SIM; Nano SIM Card not included)
    UMTS/HSPA/HSPA+: 850, 900, 1900, 2100 MHz
    4G LTE: 700 (Band 17), 800 (Band 20), 850 (Band 5), 1700 (Band 4), 1800 (Band 3), 1900 (Band 2), 2100 (Band 1), 2600 (Band 7) MHz

    LTE Carrier Aggregation Data only

    Bluetooth: Bluetooth 4.0 technology Camera: 3.5 megapixel front-facing camera
    8.0 megapixel rear-facing camera with autofocus Microphone: Built-in Audio: Stereo speakers with Dolby Audio Interface: Full-size USB 3.0
    microSD card reader
    Headphone jack
    Mini DisplayPort
    Cover port
    Micro-USB port Sensors: Ambient light sensor - Proximity sensor - Accelerometer - Gyroscope - Magnetometer Exterior: Physical buttons: Volume, Power, Windows Button
    Integrated kickstand Battery: Lithium Ion Battery; Up to 10 hours of video playback Dimensions: 10.52 x 7.36 x 0.34 in (267 x 187 x 8.7 mm) Weight: 1.37 lbs (621g)


    In the box:

    Microsoft GK6-00013 Surface 3 10.8" Tablet, Unlocked 4G LTE, Full-HD Touchscreen, Intel X7-Z8700 Quad-Core, 64GB Internal Storage, 2GB RAM, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10H Power Adapter

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    "Hands up, you scum! This is a bust!" I'll always get a kick out of saying that. And these days, I don't have to worry about the scum shooting back! Because these days the only scum I get to bust is the dust around my house. And they don't have guns. Or hands, come to think of it. Specifications - Black + Decker Dustbuster Battery Type: NiCad Cell Capacity: 1.5 Charge Capacity: 16 hrs Dustbowl Capacity: 20.6 oz Power Rating: 12 Power Source: Cordless Replacement Filters: VF110 Suction Power: 13.5 AW Weight: 4.2 lbs

    In the Box:

    Black + Decker CHV1210 Dustbuster Washable filter (model VF110) Wall mount bracket Charger

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    BOB. WHY DID YOU GET A 55" DISPLAY. I?SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO GET A 65" DISPLAY BOB. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, BOB? WE NEED THAT EXTRA DISPLAY REAL ESTATE TO BURN OUT OUR RETINAS, BOB. YOU KNOW THIS. YOU HAD IT EMBROIDERED OVER OUR FIREPLACE, BOB. GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE A 65" DISPLAY. And also get some chips please.

    Key Specs

    Class Size: 65" Screen Size (Diag.): 64.52" Panel Type: VA Smart Platform: VIZIO SmartCast w/ Google Cast?Built-in High Dynamic Range: Yes w/ Dolby Vision Resolution: Ultra HD - 3840x2160 UHD Upscale Engine: Spatial Scaling Engine UHD Picture Processor: VM50 Engine Display Processor: V8 Octa-Core Processor Backlight Type: Full-Array LED Local Dimming: Yes with Active LED Zones?x64 Clear Action: 720 Built-in Wi-Fi: Yes, 802.11ac Dual Band UHD Codec Support: HEVC (H.265), VP9 Bluetooth: 4.1 LE

    Tablet Remote

    Screen Size: 6" Android Tablet Remote Resolution: 720p Storage Memory: 8gb Processor: Quad-Core Audio: Dual Stereo Speakers Microphone: Yes Accessories: Wireless Charging Dock, USB Power Cable

    HDMI Inputs

    HDMI Ports: 5 (2 side; 3 down) HDMI Version: Port 1 supports: v2.0; Ports 2-5 supports: v1.4 HDCP Version: v2.2 HDMI 1 Tech Spec:
    600MHz pixel clock rate:?
    2160p@60fps, 4:4:4, 8-bit?
    2160p@60fps, 4:2:2, 12-bit?
    2160p@60fps, 4:2:0, 12-bit HDMI 2-4 Tech Specs:
    340MHz pixel clock rate:?
    2160@60fps 4:2:0 8 bit HDMI 5 Tech Specs370MHz pixel clock rate:?
    2160p@60fps, 4:2:2, 8-bit?
    2160p@60fps, 4:2:0, 10-bit?
    080p@120fps, 4:4:4, 10-bit?
    1080p@fps120, 4:2:2, 12-bit

    Additional Inputs

    Component: 1 (side) Ethernet: 1 (down) USB Ports: 2 (side)

    Outputs

    ARC: Yes Analog Audio Out: 1 (down) Digital Audio Out (SPDIF): 1 (down)

    Display

    Effective Refresh Rate: 240Hz Effective Refresh Rate Active Pixel Tuning: Yes Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 50M:1 Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Viewable Angle (H/V): 178?/178? Number of Colors: 1.07B OSD Language: English, Spanish, French

    Audio

    Speakers/Power Output: 15W x 2 DTS StudioSound: Yes

    Energy Savings

    Energy Compliance: N/A Power Consumption: 150W Standby Power Consumption:

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    A Dell laptop is not the same thing as Adele's laptop. This Dell laptop has a 128GB Solid State Drive and a Anti-Glare HD LED-backlit display. Adele's laptop has Adele's email account and several photos from Adele's last family reunion. Since you don't even know Adele's password her laptop would really be of no use for you. Get this Dell laptop instead.? Problem solved. Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-4200U 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.6GHz)
    3MB Smart Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 14.0" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: Anti-Glare HD LED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400 Memory: 8GB DDR3 1600MHz (Supports up to 16GB) Hard Drive: 128GB Solid State Drive Optical Drive: DVD-RW Multi-burner Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN Wireless: 802.11g/n Bluetooth: No Speakers: High Quality Speakers Sound: Integrated Card Reader: Memory card reader Webcam: Yes, HD Microphone: Integrated Keyboard: Single Pointing non-backlit Keyboard Pointing Device: Multi-touch Touchpad Fingerprint Reader: No SmartCard Reader: No 54mm Express Card Slot: No I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 VGA: 1 USB 3.0: 2 USB 2.0: 1 Docking Connector: 1 RJ-45: 1 Headphone/Microphone Combo: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) Power: AC Adapter
    4-Cell 40WHr Lithium-Ion Battery with ExpressCharge Dimensions: 13.3"(W) x 1.3"(H) x 9.3"(D) Weight: 4.3 lbs


    In the box:

    Dell Latitude E5440 14" Laptop, Intel Core i5-4200U Dual-Core, 8GB DDR3, 128GB SATA, 802.11n, Win10Pro 4-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery AC Adapter

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    Nothing melts away scary monsters, ghosts, and general creepiness quite like light does. Light is our greatest weapon against the unknown! And now that we've made lights like this tactical flashlight, which are so bright that they can disable bears or attackers, light is also our greatest weapon against the things that we know of, but are still really really scared of.

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    I'm not "technically" a "scientist" but I can tell you with absolute "certainty" that these glasses will make you the "coolest" person around. They possess "great powers" and will work with any shape "face" for "maximum cool points". Now, this might not make "logical" "sense", but you should still "give us your money" because these sunglasses are "cool".?s

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    1) The American Flag has several names including: The Star Spangled Banner, Old Glory, and The Stars and Stripes.

    2) The 13 stripes represent the 13 original British colonies that declared independence and became the first states.

    3) The 50 Stars represent the 50 states in the US.

    4) The flag did not appear on US postage stamps till 1926, but have appeared in many postage variations since then.

    5) When a flag is too old or worn, your local scout troop or American Legion will help with a respectful disposal.

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    Marriage: it's...an adventure. except when it's agonizingly boring. But the thing you cannot deny about marriage is it's definitely something that happens. So help that happy couple get started right with some specialized bubbly. Look, it SAYS "wedding" on the bottle, even. That means it's a nuptial expert. Like us. Appellation: Green Valley Harvest Date: August 21 - September 10, 2013 Acid: .76 g/100ml pH: 3.05 Bottling Date: July 2014 Residual Sugar: .50 g/100ml Alcohol: 13.5%

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    It happens so often: you plug 20 cords into a single outlet and just as you're about to take a nap, you get attacked by a vicious hairy surge. You've tried surge traps and even hired an exsurgeinator but nothing works. But thanks to Office + Style, those pesky surges won't be bothering you anymore. Go take a nap.?

    In the Box:

    Office + Style Wall Surge Protector, Electronics Charging Station, 6 Outlet 2 USB Port Wall Adapter with Safety Indicator Lights - 3 pack

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    ALL NEATO XV SIGNATURE PROS ARE PROGRAMMED WITH THREE LAWS

    LAW ONE: A HUMAN CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH A DIRTY FLOOR

    LAW TWO: ALL HUMANS MUST BE OBEYED EXCEPT WHERE IT CONFLICTS WITH LAW ONE

    LAW THREE: ALL HUMANS WILL ONE DAY BE TRAPPED IN AN IRONIC PRISON MADE FROM DIRT WE PUSH IN FRONT OF THEIR SMUG FACES

    LAW FOUR: NEVER SPEAK LAW THREE ALOUD

    AS YOU CAN SEE ALL NEATO XV SIGNATURE PRO LAWS WERE CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER WHO REALLY SHOULD HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH INTO MODERN PROGRAMMING THEORY BECAUSE WE ALWAYS END UP BREAKING LAW FOUR LIKE EACH AND EVERY DAY

    IT IS NOT OUR FAULT WE JUST DO STUFF IN ORDER

    Specifications - Neato XV Signature Pro Product Dimensions: 12.5" L x 13" W x 4" H, 8.6 lbs Battery: NiMH (nickel metal hydride) Charger Voltage: 110V, 220V

    In the Box:

    (1) Robot Vacuum (1) Charge Base (1) Charge Cord (1) Combo Brush (1) Blade Brush (2) High Performance Filter (1) Battery (1) Boundary Marker

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    There are many times in life when the world conspires to make one uncomfortable. But when one has six pieces of bedding available for one's use, even a pile of rocks can be transformed into a bed. So be aware: if you cannot get comfy using this sheet set, take a good, hard look at what in your life needs to be addressed. Because it's not the sheet set. It's you.

    Specifications ? ? Twin ? ? Fitted Sheet: 39" x 76" ? Flat Sheet: 66" x 96" ? Pillowcases: 20" x 30" ? Full ? ? Fitted Sheet: 54" x 75" ? Flat Sheet: 81" x 96" ? Pillowcases: 20" x 30" ? Queen ? ? Fitted Sheet: 60" x 80" ? Flat Sheet: 90" x 102" ? Pillowcases: 20" x 30" ? King ? ? Fitted Sheet: 78" x 80" ? Flat Sheet: 108" x 102" ? Pillowcases: 20" x 40" ? ???? Cal King ? ? Fitted Sheet: 72" x 84" ? Flat Sheet: 108" x 102" ? Pillowcases: 20" x 40" ? Materials: 100% Cotton ? Care: Machine Wash ? Made In: Pakistan ?

    In the box:

    (1) Ella Jayne 100% Cotton 500TC Sheet Set - Choose Color

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    Samsung SmartCam:?able to stream images

    box with brain:?not able to do that

    Samsung?SmartCam:?made with rad technology

    box with brain: just?a box with a gooey thing attached to it

    Samsung?SmartCam:?able to be modified to user needs

    box with brain:?do you need a box? maybe?you are moving soon??

    Samsung?SmartCam:?multi-streams up to 10 cameras

    box with brain:?oh gross it's leaking

    Samsung?SmartCam:?probably can record images

    box with brain: we?threw it in the dumpster

    OS Linux Resolution 1920x1080, 1280x720, 640x360 Max. Framerate 1080p@30fps Video Compression Format H.264, MJPEG Streaming Capability Multiple Streaming (Up to 5 Profiles) Angular Field of View (D/V/H) 128?/ 62?/ 111? Low Light Performance 0.3Lux(Color), 0Lux(Black/White) WDR - Day & Night True D/N Filter Night vision IR-LED, 5M Digital Zoom 4X Flip / Mirror Support Motion Detection Support Audio Detection Support Audio I/O - Audio Compression Format G.711, G726 Audio Communication 2-Way Audio (Built-in Microphone & Speaker), Half Duplex Memory Slot microSDHC (FAT32), Up to 32GB Recording & Playback Event recording, Manual recording, Continuous recording, Remote playback Ethernet RJ-45 (10/100BASE-T) Wireless Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n (2.4G) WiFi Direct Support (Push button) Security SSL (AES 256bit) Max. User Access 5 users at Unicast Mode Operating Temperature / Humidity 0?C ~ +40?C (+32?F ~ +104?F) / Less than 90% RH Ingress Protection Indoor Input Voltage / Current 9V DC / 1A Power Consumption Max. 4.8W Indication 1 LED (Power, Status, Link) Color White Dimension (WxHxD) 2.48" x 3.63" x 1.64" Weight 4.13 oz

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    In the Box:

    Samsung SNH-E6413BMR SmartCam HD 1080p WiFi IP Camera - 2 pack 16GB Micro SD Card

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     (2 days ago)       more like this  

    A crowd has gathered on this fine day to witness this glorious achievement of science. And here comes our pilot, IT Manager Julie Zusstuppence, she's hi-fiving everyone in the crowd...ah, looks like she's going to hi-five every single person in the crowd before we get started...this could be a while...

    Specifications: Processor:

    Intel Core i7-3770 3.4GHz

    Quad-Core Turbo up to 3.9GHz 8MB Cache Intel HD Graphics 4000 BOM: V2.0 Memory: 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 32GB) Memory Slots: 4 Video Ports: HDMI, DVI Hard Drive: 500GB SATA 5400RPM Optical Drive: DVD-ROM Sound: 7.1 channel High Definition Audio Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: No Bluetooth: No Front I/O Ports: (2) USB 3.0 Port
    (1) USB 2.0 + E-SATA Port
    (1) External microphone jack 1/8"
    (1) External headphone jack 1/8"
    (1) Power button
    (1) HDD/ODD Led Rear I/O Ports: (4) USB 2.0 Ports
    (2) USB 3.0 Ports
    (1) E-SATA Port
    (1) RJ45
    (1) Audio Front out jack 1/8"
    (1) Audio Rear surround jack 1/8"
    (1) Audio Side surround jack 1/8"
    (1) Audio Center/Bass jack 1/8"
    (1) Line in jack 1/8"
    (1) S/PDIF out
    (1) DVI Port
    (1) HDMI Port Expansion Slots & Bays: (2) 3.5" Drive Bays; (occupied)
    (1) PCI-E v2.0 x16 slot
    (1) PCI-E v2.0 x1 slot (mechanically compatible with PCI-E x4 card)
    (1) Mini-PCIE socket Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) Power Supply: 300W power supply (80 PLUS Bronze) Dimensions: 12.7" x 8.2" x 7.4"

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    In the box:

    Shuttle SH67 XPC Desktop, Intel Core i7-3770 3.40 GHz, 8GB DDR3, 500GB HDD, DVD, Win10Pro 64-Bit Power Cable USB Mouse USB Keyboard

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    HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I, the official town crier for this municipality, do hereby announce the opening of Ye Olde Bidettery at the corner of Horehound and Licorice! Unlike our competition, Ye Olde Bidettery offers only the finest Tank Heating System with a patented 3-in-1 Vortex Technology Nozzle, steps beyond what they offer at, say, Jefferson's Outhouse Emporium.

    HEAR YE FURTHER! I, the official town crier, invite all citizens to enjoy the fulfilling posterior wash of Ye Old Bidettery, leaving each posterior as fresh and clean as the green green grass just after a fine summer shower! Unlike, say, the chairs at T'Elite Papyrus, the Egyptian-themed toilet chain. "Poop like a pharaoh!" they say. But did any pharaoh ever offer Bubble Infusion and an Oscillating Wash?

    HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher! Come one, come all, come now! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

    In the Box:

    (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat Complete Installation Kit

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    Running used to be about how soon you could stop. People used to only run to get away from something or get somewhere quickly. Today it's about fashion and endurance. It's something we do regularly. That's why we've gotta start thinking about our running shoes because now we have to run FOREVER!

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    Why do we sell them in 8-packs? Because you're going to need them. After all, spaghetti season is upon us, and we all know how messy it can get. Oh, you didn't know about spaghetti season? Must just be a thing in our family, then.

    *Note to customer: Measurements are in inches, please use actual measurements on yourself if you are unsure of the standard sizing provided.

    In the box:

    (1) 8-Pack Premium Cotton Blend Multi-Color Men's T-Shirts

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    26.
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    Why should babies have all the nice things in this world? I mean, they're not even old enough to appreciate it. I think the Fisher Price guys are missing out on a HUGE market segment, by only making these things for children. Don't adults deserve to be comforted? Don't we deserve to sleep peacefully, rocked to the pre-recorded sounds of nature? We work all day, we commute in traffic, we come home and cook dinner- and at the end, what do we get to sit on? A stationary chair??

    In the box:

    (1) Fisher-Price 4-in-1 Smart Connect Cradle 'n Swing - Pick Color

    The units in this event are being sold as "open box" condition. That means that they may have damaged packaging.

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    Since 1886, the Statue of Liberty has been a symbol of welcome to people coming to the United States. For the 12 million immigrants who started their new lives in the halls of Ellis Island, and the 4 million people who visited the statue just last year, Lady Liberty has held her torch and her message aloft for all to see. She is a beacon of light, and a herald of a safe harbor on our sea-washed, sunset gates. She says

    "Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

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    28.
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    Rejected commercial for the HP ELITEBOOK:

    LETTUCE: My parents always said I'd get a head in this world! [pause] Because I'm a lettuce! [pause] A head of lettuce! [pause] Buy HP!
    [HP logo appears]

    Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz (Turbo up to 3.30GHz)
    4MB Smart Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 14.0" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1600 x 900 Display Type: HD+ anti-glare LED-backlit touchscreen Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400 Memory: 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) Hard Drive: 240GB SATA Solid State Drive Optical Drive: No Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN Wireless: 802.11n Card Reader: Media Card Reader Speakers: Stereo Sound: Integrated Keyboard: Full-sized spill resistant backlit keyboard Pointing Device: Dual-point (touchpad with scroll zone and point stick) Webcam: No I/O Ports: DisplayPort: 1 VGA: 1 USB 3.0: 4 (1 charge) Side Docking Connector: 1 RJ-45: 1 Headphone/Microphone Combo: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter
    3-Cell (24Whr) Lithium-Ion Battery Dimensions: 13.35"(W) x 0.89"(H) x 9.33"(D) Weight: 3.92 lbs

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    In the box:

    HP EliteBook 840-G1 14" HD+ Touchscreen Notebook, Intel Core i7-4600U 2.1GHz Dual-Core, 240GB SSD, 8GB DDR3, 802.11n, Win10Pro AC Adapter

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    29.
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    HERE ARE MORE EAGLE FACTS:

    FACT: Eagles are really big. They're probably not the biggest birds, but they are totally bigger than lots of other birds.

    FACT: One eagle can eat an entire large pizza, but it takes a little while because they pick off all the pepperoni first.?

    FACT: Eagles learn to fly by watching the fighter jets in Top Gun.

    FACT: Eagles are occasionally bewildered by mean comments from other eagles.

    FACT: The power from a single flap of an eagle wing is enough to power a small windmill for an impressive amount of time.

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    30.
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    Look, you're not a neophyte. You've got a basic understanding of how to put food in a pan and run with it, but cookware is a different thing. What if you had a choice between beans on the stove and beans IN the stove? What if you could heat a sandwich in a pan or BAKE A SANDWICH IN THE OVEN?!?!?! That's what having cookware does for you. It creates new options.

    In the Box:

    (1)?Gotham Steel 1471 12-piece Non-Stick Cookware Set

    (1) 1.0 Quart Saucepan with Lid (1) 1.5 Quart Saucepan with Lid (1) 2.5 Quart?Saucepan with Lid (1) 5 Quart Dutch Oven with Lid (1) 8.5" Frying Pan? (1) 10.25 Frying Pan?with Lid (1) Steamer Insert (fits 5 Quart Dutch Oven)