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    First off, congratulations. Even though there are enough reality cooking shows that they're literally being broadcast 24/7, 365 days a year, it's still impressive to be chosen to compete on one. You must be a really great cook...when you're at your house.

    But remember that this is reality tv. They're not going to set you up with some nice cushy kitchen with only the finest and freshest ingredients. They're going to make you cook with weird ingredients in hostile situations.

    They'll make you cook a lobster dinner on top of a skyscraper. They'll make you cook a four course meal in a moving helicopter. They'll definitely make you cook bugs at some point.

    And if you can't handle it, there's no way you'll make it all the way to that two hour finale special.

    But listen, we're not saying that you can't win. We're just suggesting that you get comfortable with some alternative cooking methods before you get there.

    So that when the challenge is to create the perfect flambe for a group of hungry campers, or to bake a wedding cake in a post-apocalyptic bunker situation, you'll be ready. And you'll be great.

    Specifications Item Dimensions: 8.27"H x 5"W x 5"D Weight: 2.07 lbs. Fuel Type: Wood Average Boil Time: 4 min. 30 sec.

    In the box:

    (1) BioLite Wood Burning CampStove (First Generation) (1) Stuff Sack (1) USB Cable for charging the internal battery (no extra cables for charging devices included)

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    YOU'RE POINTING AT ME, AND YOU'RE POINTING AT THE GROUND. NOW YOU'RE POINTING AT MY AUDIO SYSTEM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.? I'M REALLY SORRY OFFICER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR VISIT COULD POSSIBLY BE ABOUT- MY FRIENDS AND I ARE JUST HERE LISTENING TO THE BEST JOHN PHILIP SOUSA MARCHES. WHY DO YOU KEEP POINTING AT MY AUDIO SYSTEM??User Manual Key Features: Input(s) Analog audio, USB Wi-Fi Enabled No CD Player Yes Bluetooth Enabled Yes Number Of Speakers 1 Radio Tuner Yes Number Of FM Presets 20 Radio Tuner Yes Power: Power Source Plug in Connectivity: MP3 Player Connectable Yes CD-R/RW Compatible Yes Output(s) Analog audio Number Of Auxiliary Inputs 1 Wi-Fi Built-in No Audio: Speaker Design 2-way Playback Format(s) CD, CD-R, CD-RW, MP3, VCD Bass Boost? Yes Tuner Type(s) FM only Bass Control Yes Equalizer Yes Equalizer Presets R and B, Pop, Rock, Salsa, Electronica, Country, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Flat Sound Effects Mega Bass, EQ presets Audio Supported: Disc Capacity 1 Display Type Digital Cassette Player No Disc Loading Type Tray Dimensions: Height 23.62 inches Width 11.42 inches Depth 10.43 inches Weight 22.05 pounds

    In the Box (Brown Box):

    Sony?MHC-V11 High Power All-in-one Audio System with Bluetooth (Ships in brown box) FM antenna Owner's manual Remote control

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    The Internet is a series of tubes filled with the numbers 0 and 1. It runs in a big pipe around the ocean, and connects all the wifi routers to each other. Wireless internet is just regular internet, but with walkie-talkies. Walkie-Talkes is a really funny name for a product. Anyway, welcome to Computer Science 101, please fill out these name tags. Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz (Turbo up to 3.5GHz)
    4MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 17.3" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Display Type: Full-HD IPS UWVA multitouch-enabled edge-to-edge glass Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 940MX 2GB DDR3 Memory: 16GB DDR4-2133 (2 DIMM; 16GB max) Memory Slots: 2 Hard Drive: 1TB SATA 7200RPM Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD burner Network: 10/100 Base-T LAN Wireless: 2x2 802.11ac Bluetooth: Yes, 4.0 Card Reader: Multi-Format SD Card Reader Sound: BANG & OLUFSEN with dual speakers Webcam: HP?TrueVision HD Microphone: Integrated Dual Array Digital Keyboard: Backlit Full-size island-style keyboard with numeric keypad Pointing Device: HP Imagepad supporting multi-touch gestures I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.1: 2 USB 3.1 Type-C: 1 RJ-45: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 65W AC Adapter
    3-Cell 41WHr lithium-ion battery Dimensions: 16.38 x 11.16 x 1 in Weight: 6.75 lbs

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    In the box:

    ?HP ENVY M7-U109DX 17.3" Laptop, Full-HD IPS Touchscreen, Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz Dual-Core, NVIDIA GeForce 940MX 2GB, 16GB DDR4, 1TB SATA, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10H AC Adapter

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    Starting and stopping a flow of water without using hands? Once the province of druids and archmages. Today, though, you don't need to turn to the Dark Lord Of Corn just to wash your hands. Ha-ha, your days are numbered, Dark Lord Of Corn! The Age Of Man begins now!?Wicker Man Free since 2002.

    In the Box:

    (1) FLOW Single Handle Pull-Down Faucet with Hands Free Motion Sensing Technology - Your Choice (1) Faucet head (1) Deck plate (1) Sensor control box (1) Hose Counterweight (1) Installation Kit

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    If you asked a magical wizard about these underwear, he'd probably be like, "Hey! I'm a magical wizard! Don't you have anything more important you wanna ask me about than underwear?!?" But if you ask an underwear expert about these underwear, he'll probably say, "These underwear are magical." And that's how you know that underwear experts were the true magical wizards all along.

    Under Armour Size Chart Size WAIST (in) Small 28-29 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 X-Large 38-40 XX-Large 42-44 XXX-Large 44-46 Material Content:?90% Polyester/ 10% Elastane Imported

    In the Box:

    (1) Under Armour Original Series Boxerjock

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    What did the tree say to the cold fall wind?

    "Leaf me alone!"

    But the wind didn't listen... It howled and blew all night long, and when the tree awoke again in the crisp fall morning he found himself utterly alone, for all his leaves had turned red and blown away. And the tree came to know them true meaning of solitude. His vanity stripped, he watched the evergreens with envy as they gave shelter to the small animals of the forest. And the fall wind kept blowing...

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    We thought we could come up with some clever "Ty" wine names, but it's not as easy as it looks.

    TYtanic

    Red TY at night

    Clash of the TYtans

    I believe I can TY

    I want to ride my TY-cycle

    ok maybe not

    Varietals: Zinfandel, Syrah, Sangiovese, Merlot, Petite Sirah and Cabernet Sauvignon Appellation: Sonoma County Alcohol: 14.4% Production: 2064 Cases

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    Oh hello. I'm Ferdinand Magellan, welcome aboard my ship. Sometimes when I go exploring I get lost. Luckily, I use the GPS with my own namesake to keep me on track. See, it shows that I've been stranded on the same road for the past two weeks because boats don't travel well on land. Anyway, I'm Ferdinand Magellan. Can I get a lift? Device: Dimensions 3.313"" x 0.8185"" x 5.314"" Weight 6.4oz Battery Type Li-ion rechargeable battery Battery Life Up to 1 hour Speaker Yes CPU SiRF Atlas-V, dual-core, ARM11, 500MHz Expandable Memory microSD Temperature Range 32F to 131F Audio/Video Input Yes SD Slot Yes Screen: Display Resolution WxH WVGA Screen Size 5.0"" Display Type Color, Transmissive Touch Screen Yes GPS GPS Accuracy 3-5 Meters High-Sensitivity GPS Yes Antenna Type Multidirectional Patch Mapping & Navigation: Preloaded Maps US, Canada, Puerto Rico Points of Interest 7M Turn-by-Turn Routing Yes Highway Lane Assist Yes Map Updates Yes Multi-Destination Routing Yes OneTouch Favorites Menu Yes Speed Limits Yes Spoken Street Names Yes Branded POIs Yes POIs Along Route Yes Smart City Search Yes Smart Detour Yes QWERTY/ABCD Keyboard Yes Landmark Guidance Yes Junction view Yes Best Parking Yes Traffic Camera Alerts by PhantomALERT Yes Camera: Imaging Sensor CMOS Resolution 1280x720 Horizontal View angle Appx. 120? Specifications: USB Port USB 2.0 PC Compatible Yes MAC Compatible Yes

    In the box:

    Magellan RoadMate 6230-LM 5" GPS Navigator Plus Dashcam Windshield Mount Vehicle Power Adapter

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    Rejected commercial for the Dell?Latitude E7450 Ultrabook :

    JACOB: I found the farmer in the Dell!

    [Jacob points, camera zooms in. There's a tiny farmer inside the laptop.]

    FARMER: Sure could use some rain.

    [Dell logo appears]

    Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-5300U 2.3GHz (Turbo up to 2.9GHz)
    3MB Smart Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 14.0" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5500 Memory: 8GB DDR3L-1600; Supports up to 16GB Hard Drive: 240GB Solid State Drive Optical Drive: No Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN Wireless: 802.11ac Bluetooth: Yes, 4.0 Speakers: High Quality Speakers Sound: Integrated Webcam: Yes Microphone: Integrated Keyboard: Single Pointing Keyboard Pointing Device: Multi-touch Touchpad I/O Ports: Mini DisplayPort: 1 HDMI: 1 USB 3.0: 3 Docking Connector: 1 RJ-45: 1 Headphone/Microphone Combo: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) Power: 65W AC Adapter
    4-Cell Lithium Ion battery with ExpressCharge Dimensions: 13.2"(W) x 0.8"(H) x 9.1"(D) Weight: 3.6 lbs

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    In the box:

    Dell Latitude E7450 14" Ultrabook, Intel Core i5-5300U 2.3GHz, 240GB Solid State Drive, 8GB DDR3, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10Pro 4-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery AC Adapter

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    This Portacool Cyclone has a fan and a chilly blast of air conditioning to help your indoor OR your outdoor situation. It can give you that windy hawk-filled mountain pass, or that snow-filled field full of wandering snow leopards. Well, okay, you'll have to throw in just a taste of imagination to get the hawks and the leopards. But can't you do that much? Cyclone 1,000 Specifications Air delivery: 1,000 CFM Speeds: Two Cooling capacity: 300 sq. ft. Water reservoir: 8 G Unit dimensions (inches): 35 H x 19.5 W x 20 D, 50 lbs Cyclone 120 Specifications Air delivery: 2,000 CFM Speeds: Two Cooling capacity: 500 sq. ft. Water reservoir: 10 G Unit dimensions (inches): 31 H x 24 W x 25 D, 61 lbs Cyclone 130 Specifications Air delivery: 3,000 CFM Speeds: Two Cooling capacity: 700 sq. ft. Water reservoir: 16 G Unit dimensions (inches): 38 H x 29 W x 25 D, 100 lbs

    In the Box:

    (1) Portacool Cyclone Fan/Air Conditioner/Mister (Indoor/Outdoor)

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    Grab your SURFboard and let's hit the waves! The data waves, that is. Well, ok there's no such thing as data waves. But we can still surf! But not on your modem. You have to stay indoors to use it. Even though it's beautiful outside. Sigh. ? SBG6782-AC SB6190 Compatibility Major U.S. Cable Providers Major U.S. Cable Providers Download Speed (Internet) Up to 343 Mbps Up to 1.4 Gbps DOCSIS 3 3 Gigabit Ethernet Port 4 1 port MoCA Technology Yes N/A Wi-Fi 802.11 AC No Wi-Fi Speed Up to 1800 Mbps N/A WPS (Wi-Fi Pairing Button) Yes N/A Preset Wi-Fi Security Yes N/A Wireless Guest Access Yes N/A HD Multi-Media Streaming Yes Yes High-Performance Online Gaming Yes Yes Energy-Efficient Ethernet Yes Yes Telephone Port None None Full Spec Sheet Manufacturer Spec Sheet Manufacturer Spec Sheet

    In the box:

    Arris SURFboard Modem (Your Choice) Power Adapter Ethernet Cable

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    Some people's favorite things are raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. However, those items are very difficult to acquire and merchandise. So instead of the afore mentioned "favorite things" we have some of people's other favorite things: tools from DEWALT. They may not be as shiny as a bright copper kettle, but they are at least as good as a warm wooly mitten.specs

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    These days, multitasking is important. You can't just work while you work. You also need to work out while you work. And while you're working and working out, you also need to make sure to stay nourished and hydrated. But hey! While you're working and working out and staying hydrated, that still leaves one hand free for some fun activities like crossword puzzles and games on your smartphone. Doesn't it feel great to get stuff done?

    Specifications Recommended Use: For cardiovascular, upper, and lower body workouts. Material: Steel Frame Product Color: Black frame; green resistance tubes Resistance: Adjustable pedal resistance; medium resistance tubes Comfort Elements: Large, textured foot pedals; foam padded handles Targeted Training: Cardiovascular fitness and tones lower and upper body Dimensions: 24" x 18" x 12" Product Weight: 24 lbs

    In the box:

    (1) Stamina 55-1621 InMotion? Compact Strider with Cords

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    Three 100% True Facts About Owls:

    1) OWL is actually an acronym that stands for Occularly-blessed Winged Levitator

    2) Owls lay their eggs only on full moons, cause they are very into astrology.

    3) All owls are Geminis, which actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

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    Three bottles. Three perfectly sensible reasons to drink this wine.

    1. You found $5 in that other pair of pants!

    2. You spelled "maintenance" right on the first try!

    3. You went to a website on the Internet!

    Alcohol: 13.1% TA: 7.1 gm/L pH: 3.49 100% fermented in neutral French oak Bottling Date: 03/26/2015 Release Date: 05/01/2015 Cases Created: 128 Winemaker: Mike Faulk

    $5
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    Think about every "workman" image in your head. Think about it. Be it on TV or in a movie or in a play or in a painting or really anywhere, your "workman" image probably has a few things. The first is jeans or denim overalls. The second is a hammer. And the third is a ladder. Everything else is just extra, right? Right. You can't TRULY be a workman without a ladder. Case closed.

    In the box:

    Workman 17 or 22 Foot Multi-Configuration Ladder

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    Towels are there for us at our most vulnerable. Naked, shivering, and wet- they still care for us in their silent heroic ways. And what kind of thanks do they get? Tossed on the floor like yesterday's paper! Left to mildew on the rack... It's heartbreaking. You can break this cycle. Start by buying these towels.

    In the Box:

    Superior 900 GSM 100% Cotton 6-Piece Towel Set includes:

    (2) Face towel washcloths (13" x 13") (2) Hand towels (20" x 30") (2) Bath towels (30" x 55")

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    Imagine: you're having a party. People are dancing. Drinks are shaking. What don't you need? That's right, you don't need wires going everywhere and you don't need a turntable that will skip. What you DO need is a little Bluetooth device that can play all the tunes you've got on your phone, and the phone of all the strangers who snuck in just to get free booze. Which we've got right here. No, not the booze.

    General: Number of Channels 1 360 Omnidirectional Sound Yes Network Service Music Service: Pandora, Spotify, TuneIn, Napster, Amazon Music, iHeartRadio, Rdio, 8tracks, 7 Digital, and Murfie Multiroom Compatible Yes Ring Radiator Technology Yes Speakers: Woofer one 4.2" Woofer Tweeter one 1" Dome Tweeter AV Decoding Format: WAV Yes (Up to 192 kHz / 24 bit) MP3 Yes (Up to 320 kbps) WMA Yes OGG Yes FLAC Yes (Up to 192 kHz / 24 bit) AAC Yes (DRM-Free Only) Connectivity: Bluetooth Yes USB Connectivity Micro USB for Service WiFi Yes (2.4/5GHz Dual Band) Power Consumption: Stand-by Power Consumption (Main) 0.45W Operating Power Consumption (Main) 18W Free Voltage Yes Control Devices: iOS iOS 6.1 and above (iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch) Android Android 2.3.3 and above with compatible Android Device Windows XP and above (available at early 2014) Mac OS X 10.0 and above (available at early 2014) DImensions: Product Dimensions (W x H x D) 5.68" x 10.7" x 5.68"

    In the Box:

    Samsung Radiant360 R3 Wi-Fi/Bluetooth Speaker Remote Control: Samsung Multiroom App for iOS / Android Power Cable User Manual

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    SSD could stand for a lot of things: Super Small Dog, Scary Soda Dispenser, Spicy Sauce Diet, Severe Swelling Disease, Some Supper Dish, Swag-Swag DJ, Saddle Singing Dave, Somewhat Sincere Disapproval, Slightly Skewed Details, Superfluous Sign Design or even Sassy Soup Devil. All I'm saying is that you should do some research before jumping into unfamiliar acronyms. ?

    Included Contents: NVMe M.2 SSD & User Manual (All Other Cables, Screws, Brackets Not Included). Windows 10/8.1 (32/64bit, Which Natively Support NVMe) Compatible (Check supporting operating system and hardware configurations to confirm compatibility). Specifications: Product Type: M.2 Solid State Drive Interface: PCIe 3.0 x4 (up to 32Gb/s) NVMe 1.1 Capacity: 256 GB (1GB=1 Billionbyte by IDEMA) Sequential Read Speed: Up to 2,200 MB/sec Sequential Read Sequential Write Speed: Up to 900 MB/sec Sequential Write Random Read Speed: Random Read (4KB, QD32): Up to 270,000 IOPS (Thread 4)
    Random Read (4KB, QD1): Up to 11,000 IOPS (Thread 1) Random Write Speed: Random Write (4KB, QD32): Up to 85,000 IOPS (Thread 4)
    Random Write (4KB, QD1): Up to 43,000 IOPS (Thread 1) Memory Speed: Samsung V-NAND
    Samsung 512 MB Low Power DDR3 Controller: Samsung UBX Controller TRIM Support: Yes AES Encryption: AES 256-bit for User Data EncryptionTCG Opal Family Spec and eDrive(IEEE1667) to be supported by FW update S.M.A.R.T. Support: Yes Garbage Collection: Auto Garbage Collection Algorithm Device Sleep Mode Support: Yes Internal Storage: Yes Temperature Proof: Yes NVMe: Yes Operating Temperature: 32?F - 158?F Shock 1500G , duration 0.5m sec, 3 axis Form Factor: NVMe M.2 Dimensions: 3.16" x 0.09" x 0.87" Weight: 10.00g

    In the box:

    Samsung MZ-V5P256BW 950 PRO 256GB PCIe NVMe M.2 Internal Solid State Drive

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    Sitting around a fire is niiiiiiicce. Gathering wood to build a fire is LAME. Before today, there was no way to have one without the other. Well, you could gather wood without making a fire... But that is just ridiculous. I mean, what are you supposed to do with trees other than burn them? Yeah, you could build a house- but where is the fun in that? I swear, it's like you're not even listening to me.

    In the Box:

    (1) ?Camp Chef GCLOGM Sequoia Fire Pit (1) Carry Bag Black (2) Extendable Roasting Sticks

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    Knights of olde had to wear layer upon layer of heavy chain mail and armor to protect themselves in battle. It was pretty uncomfortable! But you, dear modern-day-person, don't really have any battles to protect yourself from. Other than cold and potential discomfort. These shoes should do you just fine. US Inches CM Euro UK 7 9? 25 40 6 7.5 10 25.5 40.5 6.5 8 10? 26 41 7 8.5 10? 26.5 42 7.5 9 10? 27 42.5 8 9.5 10? 27.5 43 8.5 10 11 28 44 9 10.5 11? 28.5 44.5 9.5 11 11? 29 45 10 11.5 11? 29.5 45.5 10.5 12 11? 30 46 11 12.5 12 30.5 47 11.5 13 12? 31 47.5 12 13.5 12? 31.5 48 12.5 14 12? 32 48.5 13 14.5 12? 32.5 49 13.5 15 13 33 49.5 14 15.5 13? 33.5 50 14.5 16 13? 34 50.5 15

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    What's the point of working out if no one knows you're doing it? Sure, the increased strength and flexibility is nice, but it's not like that has any real tangible value in today's society. The only true benefit of physical exercise is making other people feel guilty. So put on your gym lanyard, your neon colored running shoes, and this shirt. We have to go to the grocery store!?

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    So maybe Paris Valley Road isn't exactly as exciting or romantic as regular Paris, but the upside is that you're a lot less likely to get jet lag when you travel there. And hey, just like the real Paris, Paris Valley Road also has wine. Lots of it, actually. So raise a glass and make a toast. Here's looking at you, Paris Valley Road! Blend: 92% Merlot, 8% Petite Sirah Appellation: Primarily sourced from our estate vineyard in Paso Robles, California. Barrel Regime: Aged for 28 months in 20% New French and American Oak pH: 3.64 RS: 0.17 Alcohol: 14.5%

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    Release yourself from the torment of the sun! Do not serve its capricious rhythms with your toils! Make your own light, your own days, your own life... Since the dawn of man, people have been following the natural cycles of the sun to tell them when to work and when to sleep. NO MORE! Take this lamp and take control of your life!?

    In the box:

    (1)?Verilux Kudo Natural Spectrum LED Desk Lamp, VD22PW3U

    ~OR~

    (1)?Verilux Rise & Shine Natural Wake-Up Alarm Clock , VA06WW3

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    Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

    Specifications Brand, Seller, or Collection Name: Breville Item model number: RM-BBL910XL Package Length: 19.5inches Package Height: 10.5inches Package Width: 13.8inches Item package weight: 18.6 pounds Item name: Breville RM-BBL910XL Boss Easy to Use Superblender Color: Silver

    In the Box:

    (1) Breville RM-BBL910XL Boss Easy to Use Superblender, Silver

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    The only other way to get the same zero-gravity feeling that this chair provides is to tie a bunch of helium balloons to your limbs and lie in a vat of saltwater. Now, if you choose to do that- that's fine. But we personally prefer these chairs. Plus those saltwater vats are pretty big...

    In the box:

    (2) Zero Gravity Chairs (1) Side Table

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    The chair is the finest and easiest statement of social class the world has ever seen. If you're dirt poor, you have no chairs. You sit on things you find, like boxes, cats and younger brothers. If you're middle-class, you have one good chair that belongs to the head of household. Sometimes other people use it when h-o-h is away. But if you're rich, you have lots of cool chairs, and everyone shares because they're all equally good! Shop today according to your class.

    In the Box:

    (1) Genesis Designs Executive High Back Office Chair

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    Rejected commercial for Amazon Fire TV:

    DOUG: I love Fire!

    DEFENSE ATTORNEY: [whispering loudly] Doug,?PLEASE stop saying that, you're on trial for arson.

    [Amazon logo appears]

    Specifications: Model: Amazon Fire TV 1st Generation, "Bueller" (2014) SOC Platform: Qualcomm Snapdragon 8064 Processor: Qualcomm Krait 300, Quad-Core to 1.7 Ghz GPU: Qualcomm Adreno 320 Storage: 8 GB internal Memory: 2 GB LPDDR2 @ 533 MHZ Wi-Fi Connectivity: Dual-band, dual-antenna Wi-Fi (MIMO) for faster streaming and fewer dropped connections than standard Wi-Fi. Supports 802.11a/b/g/n Wi-Fi networks. Bluetooth: Bluetooth 4.0 with support for the following profiles: HID, SPP Cloud Storage: Free cloud storage for all Amazon content Ports: 5.5 mm DC Jack
    Type A HDMI 1.4b output, w/HDCP
    Optical Audio (TOSLINK)
    10/100 Ethernet
    USB 2.0 Type A Audio: Support for Dolby Audio, 5.1 surround sound, 2ch stereo and HDMI audio pass through up to 7.1 Content Formats Supported: Video: H.263, H.264, MPEG4-SP, VC1
    Audio: AAC, AC-3, E-AC-3, HE-A, PCM, MP3
    Photo: JPG, PNG Output Resolution Supported: 720p and 1080p up to 60fps System Requirements: High-definition television, HDMI cable TV Compatibility: Compatible with high-definition TVs with HDMI capable of 1080p or 720p at 60/50Hz, including popular HDCP-compatible models from these manufacturers: Hitachi, JVC, LG, Mitsubishi, NEC, Panasonic, Philips, Pioneer, Samsung, Sharp, Sony, Toshiba, Vizio, Westinghouse Regional Support: Certain services may not be available outside the U.S. Closed Captioning: Watch videos and TV shows with closed captioning displayed. Captions are not available for all content. Dimensions: 4.5" x 4.5" x 0.7" (115 mm x 115 mm x 17.5 mm) Weight: 9.9 oz (281 grams)

    In the box:

    Amazon Fire TV (1st Generation) - Qualcomm Quad-Core Processor, 8GB Internal Storage, Dual-Band 802.11n, Bluetooth Amazon Fire TV Voice Remote Power Adapter

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    Protect yourself and your family from sudden power outages caused by the swift verdict of an unjust trial. Don't let the judges in Georgia determine your ability to read late into the evening. With these emergency lights you'll never have to worry about the lights going out in Georgia- or any other state- because you'll be prepared.

    In the box:

    (1) Touch Of ECO TOE198 Emergency/Storm 6-Piece Solar Home Kit

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    5 Excuses that Never Fail:??

    1) I need to leave, my dog is going into labor.

    2) I didn't complete this project because the animal shelter next to my house caught on fire and I had to help save all the cats and dogs.

    3) I'm sorry I couldn't attend your wedding, I was riding my bike on my way there and I fell off and broke my leg.

    4) I cannot cover your shift next week, I have to take my grandmother to church.

    5) I can't have dinner with you, I'm allergic to soy.