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    If you asked a magical wizard about these underwear, he'd probably be like, "Hey! I'm a magical wizard! Don't you have anything more important you wanna ask me about than underwear?!?"

    But if you ask an underwear expert about these underwear, he'll probably say, "These underwear are magical." And that's how you know that underwear experts were the true magical wizards all along.

    Also, a quick disclaimer: the underwear expert would be using the word "magical" in a non-literal sense here. These underwear don't have any actual magic powers. That we know of.

    Under Armour Size Chart Size WAIST (in) Small 28-29 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 X-Large 38-40

    In the box:

    (5 Pairs) UA 1277238 6" Boxer Jocks, Assorted Colors

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    If you're cooking at the most basic level, all you need is a metal plate and a steam radiator. But if you want to get fancy? If you want to make something serious? You're gonna need some cookware that's more complex. Thankfully, we have that cookware here. Stop having soggy steamed-cheese sandwiches and make a three-course meal!

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    You wanna listen to the latest pop song while telling everyone you're really into neo-classical metal? Headphones. You wanna listen to atonal New York jazz while sitting on the couch with your jazz-hating spouse? Headphones. You wanna send a signal to everyone that you're not wanting to make friends on this bus trip? Headphones, headphones, headphones.

    Size & Weight

    Weight:?Approx. 0.95 oz

    General Features

    Dynamic Type: Closed Dynamic Driver Unit: 0.47" (Dome Type) Frequency Response (Hz): 4 Hz-24,000 Hz Sensitivities (dB/mW): N/A Magnet: Neodymium Impedance (Ohm): N/A Volume Control: Yes Cord Type: N/A Cord Length: N/A Plug: N/A Usage Time: Max. 7 hours Charge Time: Approx. 2 hours Wearing Style: In-ear

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    In The Box:

    Sony MDRXB80BS/B? Premium Bluetooth In-Ear Headphones Charging cable

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    Rejected commercial for the HP Compaq 8200 Elite:

    TALKING HORSE: Say, did you know HP stands for Horse Purchases? Every Compaq Elite is purchased by a talking horse before it reaches our warehouse. Welp. Bye!

    TALKING SHEEP: I don't believe a word that guy says.


    [HP logo appears]

    Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-2400 3.1GHz (Turbo up to 3.4GHz)
    6MB Cache Processor Core: Quad-Core Memory: 8GB DDR3; supports up to 32GB Memory Slots: 4 Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000 Video Ports: VGA, DisplayPort Hard Drive: 1TB SATA Hard Drive Optical Drive: DVD Sound: Yes Network: 10/100/1000 Ethernet Wireless: No Front Panel: (4) USB 2.0
    (1) Headphone
    (1) Microphone Rear Panel: (1) DisplayPort
    (1) VGA
    (6) USB 2.0
    (1) RJ-45 LAN
    (1) Audio: Line-in/Microphone
    (1) Audio: Line-out
    (1) Serial Port Expansion Bays: (1) External 5.25" Drive Bay
    (1) Internal 3.5" Drive Bay
    (1) External 3.5" Drive Bay Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional 64-bit Power Supply: 240W Max Dimensions: 14.9"(L) x 3.95"(W) x 13.3"(H)


    In the box:

    HP Compaq 8200 Elite Small Form Factor Desktop, Intel Core i5-2400 3.1GHz Quad-Core, 1TB SATA, 8GB DDR3, Win10Pro Power Cable USB Mouse & Keyboard

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    Running used to be about how soon you could stop. People used to only run to get away from something or get somewhere quickly. Today it's about fashion and endurance. It's something we do regularly. That's why we've gotta start thinking about our running shoes because now we have to run FOREVER!

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    Are you a fancy man? Ask yourself this question: Are you wearing shorts named after a sport? If the answer is yes, then we regret to inform you that you are not a fancy man. But it's not too late. Your new life as a fancy man starts right here.s

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    Clothing is vital to keeping a child happy. Keeping a child happy is vital to keeping them quiet. On behalf of everyone who has to sit around you and your child: PLEASE CLOTHE THEM. Thank you in advance. Love, Society.s

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    fireflies are gorgeous at night. all glowy and luminescent and sorta miraculous. but then daylight arrives, and you're struck with a horrible realization: oh, you're just another creepy icky beetle. same thing happens when the bartender throws on the lights after last call.

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    If you've been contracted to thwart a giant, consider THIS slingshot instead. You can smite him with a great cab and some terrific conversation! That's why there are no wars anymore.

    2006 Slingshot Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon

    Appellation Napa Valley Blend: 80% Cabernet Sauvignon, 18% Merlot, 1% Cabernet Franc, 1% Petit Verdot Alcohol 14.5% pH 3.75 2012 Slingshot Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Blend: 90% Cabernet Sauvignon, 5% Petit Verdot, 3% Cabernet Franc, 2% Petite Sirah Appellation: 100% Napa Valley

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    Rejected commercial for the HP 17.3" Intel 1TB Laptop:

    ANNOUNCER: We replaced Steve's regular shampoo with an HP 17.3" Intel 1TB Laptop. Let's see what happens.

    STEVE: My hair is purple.

    [HP logo appears]

    Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i3-7100U 2.4GHz
    3MB Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 17.3" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1600 x 900 Display Type: HD+ SVA BrightView WLED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620 Memory: 8GB DDR4 Hard Drive: 1TB 5400 rpm SATA Optical Drive: DVD-Writer Network: 10/100 BASE-T Ethernet Wireless: 802.11ac Bluetooth: 4.0 Card Reader: Multi-Format SD Card Reader Sound: DTS Studio Sound; Dual speakers Webcam: HP TrueVision HD Webcam (front-facing) Microphone: Integrated dual array digital microphone Keyboard: Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad Pointing Device: Touchpad with multi-touch gesture support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.1: 1 USB 2.0: 2 RJ-45: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter 4-cell, 41 Wh Li-ion Dimensions: 16.5 x 10.98 x 0.98 in (W x D x H) Weight: 5.95 lb

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    In the box:

    HP 17-x100cy 17.3" HD+ Laptop, Intel Core i3-7100U 2.4GHz Dual-Core, 8GB DDR4, 1TB SATA, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, DVD-RW, Office365, Win10H - (Your Choice: Color) AC Adapter

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    Specifications Product Dimensions (in): 8.1 x 12.7 x 4.4 Product Weight (lbs): 2.92 Suction Power (hose): 28/65 Amps: 22.2 volts Bin Capacity (gallons): 0.09 Run time boost - max (mins): 6-15 Premotor Filter: Lifetime (1 month washable)

    In the Box:

    (1) Dyson DC56 Handheld Vacuum - White (1) Combination tool (1) Crevice tool

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     (15 hours ago)       more like this  

    Product Dimensions: 4.4 x 2.2 x 4.4 inches ; 1.2 pounds

    In the box:

    (1) LectroFan White Noise Machine International Model (1) USB Power Cable (1) International Adapter

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    Your TV? Internet-ready. Your wall clock? Internet-ready. Your washer? Your fridge? Your beehive? Your doorbell? Your water cooler? Your coffee maker? Your dog collar? Your sunglasses? The can of pumpkin pie mix you bought at the local farmer's market? ALL OF THESE AND MORE connect to the Internet now that we are in the 21st Century!

    But cookware? Cookware is still just what it always was: a tool that stands alone. Add food, apply elbow grease, follow recipe, eat. That's just how they worked back when "e-" wasn't a prefix. You don't have to worry that your pans are going to post your secrets to Facebook or that you'll get spam-tweets to your saucepan. You can just enjoy living IRL for a small amount of time, and enjoy the fruit of your labors.

    And then, as you eat, you can surf the web. It's about balance, you know?

    In the Box:

    (1) KitchenAid KCSS10QG 10-Piece Cookware Set - Liquid Graphite

    Set Includes:

    8" Skillet 10" Skillet 1.5-Quart Saucepan with Lid 3.0-Quart Saucepan with Lid 3.5-Quart Saute Pan with Lid 8.0-Quart Stockpot with Lid

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    The nice thing about a Kitchen Cart is that you don't run into a lot of frills in the name. You don't have to explain what it does, because it can do anything! It's just extra room for you! Set your mail on it! Let your pizza dough rest on the top! Keep a plate of cold cuts at the ready! Let your Halloween candy rest on it between visitors! The sky is the limit. Seriously. You could literally launch it into the sky if you had the means. IT'S JUST THAT USEFUL.

    In the Box:

    (1) Honey-Can-Do CRT-01703 Beverage Service Cart

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    Rejected commercial for the Astak CM-MV100 720P IP Camera:

    ZEBRA: I love my Astak CM-MV100 720P IP Camera.

    PASSERBY: Hey check it out,?a talking zebra.

    [Astak logo appears]

    The Mobivue 100 comes equipped with a faster chipset than its predecessor, offering better performance. HD quality, 1280 x 720 Resolution Features Two-Way Audio Intercom and Multiple Camera Setup Are Now Accessible via Smart Phone Iphone/Andriod H.264 Video Compression Completely Redesigned WebUI, Wider Viewing Angle of 100? Real Plug And Play - 3 Minutes Setup!

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    In The Box:

    2 x Camera 2 x?Mouting Set 2 x AC 5V Adapter 2 x Ethernet cable 2 x 16GB SD card

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    Useful phrases to learn using Rosetta Stone:

    1.) "Where is the bathroom?"

    2.) "Please, I need a bathroom RIGHT NOW."

    3.) "Never mind, it's too late for a bathroom. Where is the laundromat?"

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    Imagine a never-ending rain that spills across the world, erasing everything that isn't water or water-breathing. Now imagine that, except with light! That's why they call it a "flood" light. Also they call it that because a "spill" light isn't particularly cool sounding. Possibly more accurate, but not as cool sounding.

    In the box:

    (1) LED Flood Light 6-Packs - Your Choice

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    Some people might say, "You really shouldn't drink from the putrid water hole in the backyard." They might even say, "Even the hogs won't drink from it." But the hogs don't have what we have. The hogs don't have Lifestraws to filter out the impurities. So step aside, Wilbur. You may not be pig enough to drink from the swirling cesspool, but I am.

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    I am a magical genie! I can answer any one question, so choose wisely. "Do all Swiss things have holes in them like the cheese?" What, seriously? No. No, they don't. Look, I'll even give you a second question since that one was so-- "Nope, I'm good. Later, genie. Gonna go buy some Swiss stuff."

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    The other day, Tabitha was all "hey check out my Pyle" and I was like "gross" and she said "no no no, my Pyle Mini LED portable projector" and I was like "ohhhhhhhhh" and she was all "hahaha?yeah" and we high-fived for a half hour and then lapsed into a dark silence for a while and then she said "so yeah let's check it out" and I said "yeah" and she showed me her Pyle and it wasn't gross! Imaging System: LED Lamp Projection Size: 20'' - 120'' inches Maximum USB/SD Card Support: 16 GB (USB/SD Card not included) Native Resolution: 320 x 240 Pixels Aspect Ratio: 16:9, 4:3 Brightness: 400 Lumen Lens: F=125 Contrast: 300:1 Colors: 16770K Power: 12V Consumption: 24 Watt Digital File Compatibility: TXT, MPG, AVI, MP3, MOV, MKV & More Dimensions (L x W x H): 5.0'' x 4.9'' x 2.2'' Weight: 1.1 lbs.

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    In The Box:

    Pyle PRJG48 Compact & Portable Mini LED Gaming Projector with Input from USB/SD Cards, HDMI or VGA for Computer or Laptop Remote Control Power Adaptor 3-in-1 (RCA to 3.5mm) Cable

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    Filmmakers, wtf are you doing? What if you made a movie that isn't about something you watched before? What's next? "Doug" rebooted? "Caddyshack" with a badminton twist? A 7-part movie extravaganza that revisits "Mad about You?" A thriller about the "where's the beef" lady? Actually don't do that last one, we're working on a storyboard.

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    Wine. Chocolate. Branded merchandise. These three legs support the stool that is "A Terrific Gift." Buy a pile of these and cross all those names off your list. Or eat every single chocolate while watching Netflix at 2:30am. Stool.CONTAINS: SOY ? ALLERGY INFORMATION: THIS PRODUCT IS MADE IN A FACILITY THAT PROCESSES TREE NUTS, PEANUTS, SOY, MILK, WHEAT AND EGG. ? Ingredients: DARK CHOCOLATE (COCOA LIQUOR, SUGAR, COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN [EMULSIFIER], VANILLA), Woot Cellars Adequate Gift Red WINE (CONTAINS SULFITES), INVERTED CANE SYRUP. ? Package Size: 6 pieces ? Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 3 pieces (42g) Servings Per Container: about 2 Amount Per Serving Calories 160 Calories from Fat 70 Total Fat 8g 12% Saturated Fat 5g 25% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol Less than 5mg 1% Sodium 15mg 1% Total carbohydrate 21g 7% Dietary Fiber 2g 8% Sugars 19g Protein 1g Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0% Calcium 0% Iron 2%

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    Rejected commercial for the Contixo F5 Quadcopter Drone:

    DOUG: I used to be lonely and paranoid, but now I have a Contixo F5 Quadcopter Drone.

    [Drone flies off]

    DOUG: Hey it took my wallet.

    [Contixo logo appears]

    Channel: 4 Channels Gyro: 6 Axis Function: Forward, Backward, Up, Down, Left, Right, Sideward Flight, Hovering, 360 Rotation, One Key Return Remote Control Frequency: 2.4GHz Remote Type: Radio Control and Wifi Control Real-time Shooting Funtion: Yes Headless Mode: Yes Download APP for Phone: Enter "Google Play" or "App Store", and search "Exploration UFO" Remote Control Range: 250ft Flying Time: 6-8min Charging Time: 60-120min Battery For Quadcopter: 3.7V 600mAh Lithium Polymer Battery (included) Transmitter Battery: 4 x 1.5V AA Battery (not included) Quadcopter Size: 12.44"(L) x 12.44"(W) x 4.17"(H)

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    In the Box:

    1 x Contixo T- F5 Quadcopter Drone With WiFi Camera 1 x Transmitter 4 x Protection Frame 2 x Landing Gear 1 x 3.7V 600mAh Lithium Polymer Battery 4 x Spare Propeller Blades 12 x Screws 1 x Screwdriver 1 x USB Charging Cable 1 x Mobile Device Holder 1 x User Manual

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    We're here on the site of this old abandoned toy factory where there have been reports of possible ghost drone activity. Last night, we set up this tape recorder to see if we could capture any EDP, or Electronic Drone Phenomenon. We've just reviewed the tapes, and we think we got something. Listen to this ...

    :::BUZZING NOISE:::killllll:::BUZZING NOISE:::I'll kill youuuu:::BUZZING NOISE:::?

    Did you hear that?! We might have genuine ghost drone buzzing in this recording! Let's try to filter out that annoying voice ...?

    :::DIEEEEE:::quiet buzzing noise:::YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE:::quiet buzzing noise:::I'M A GHOST AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALLLLL:::

    Oh whoops! I turned up the wrong track. Let me reverse that and ...

    :::LOUD BUZZING NOISE:::I don't think you understand:::LOUD BUZZING NOISE:::I was murdered here a hundred years ago and I will exact my revenge on you because I'm a real human ghooooooost:::LOUD BUZZING NOISE:::

    It's so clear! If only that stupid voice wasn't ... wait a sec. Hey Chuck, where did you put the tape recorder last night?

    Chuck: I attached it to my drone and flew it all around the room to see if we'd get better readings in different spots.

    OH G*D D*MM*T, CHUCK! The buzzing wasn't from a ghost drone! It was from YOUR drone, you dumb****! Welp, pack it up, everyone. There's obviously nothing here worth reporting.

    Key Specs

    App-Controlled: Yes Wireless Range: 3280 feet Effects: Lights Maximum Flight Time (no payload): 25 minutes Integrated GPS: Yes Integrated Camera: Yes Video Resolution: 3840 x 2160

    Features

    Directional Controls: All Memory Card Included: No Indoor Or Outdoor Use: Outdoor

    Camera

    High Definition: Yes Video Encoding Formats: MOV Image File Format(s): JPEG Camera Gimbal: Yes

    Certifications & Listings

    Choking Hazard Warning: Yes

    Compatibility

    Camera Compatibility:?EHANG 4k Ai Camera

    Flight

    Autonomous Flight Modes: Landing, Low battery auto-landing, Other, Return to take-off point, Waypoint navigation Number of Rotors: 4 Operating Frequency: 2400 megahertz

    General

    Recommended Minimum Age: 14 years Assembly Required: Yes Color: White/Blue Power Rechargeable: Yes Battery Type: Lithium-polymer Battery Size: Other Batteries Included: Yes Charging Time: 60 minutes Remote Control Power: 2.4 gigahertz Battery Capacity: 4500 milliampere hours

    Dimension

    Weight: 2.54 pounds

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    In The Box:

    Aircraft body Propellers (4) Propeller Guards (4) 4K Camera^VR Goggles Landing Gear (2) Battery Battery Charger G-Box USB Charging Cable Screws (15)

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    It's true that it's VERY hard to kill a human being. We can eat artificial snacks and go for ages. We can sit and watch TV while we eat them and stretch our lives for literal decades. So why can't we have just one clean thing in our lives? The best possible choice? Air. First, it'll make you feel a little superior to your friends without clean air. And second, you can still see the pizza guy three times a week. Hey, invite him in! Let him breath deep of fresh clean air! Maybe he'll give you a discount, even!

    Specifications Model / SKU: P300-W (white), P300-B (black) Voltage / Frequency: 110V / 60Hz Power Consumption: 70W Maximum coverage area (sq. ft.): 243 Filters: Stage One: Mesh Pre-Filter, Stage Two: Activated Carbon, Stage Three: True HEPA Filter Life: 8,760 hours (1 year) Dimensions: 13.25" W x 24.5" H x 7.75" D Weight: 13.2 lbs In the Box: (1) Brondell P-300 O2+ Source Air Purifier (2 Colors)

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    They said I was crazy for moving all the furniture out of my house to make room for more LG gear. Also because I'm certifiably crazy. But I showed them. By knocking out the walls and replacing them with LG TVs and speakers, I was fully able to turn my home entertainment into an entertainment home. Now who's laughing? Well, no one, there's nothing funny about this and I'm the only one here.G

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    This HP Probook might not be for you. Are you ready to be a pro? Do you have what it takes? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Honestly, I can't hear you. Lean in towards your microphone or something. Boy, that computer you've got can't do ANYTHING. You need an HP Probook.

    Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz)
    3MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 14" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD LED-backlit Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 Memory: 8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB) Memory Slots: 2 Hard Drive: 128GB Solid State Drive Optical Drive: DVD-RW Network: 10/100/1000 Ethernet Wireless: 802.11n Speakers: Stereo Keyboard: Full-sized spill-resistant keyboard with drains Pointing Device: Touchpad I/O Ports: DisplayPort: 1 VGA: 1 USB 2.0: 2 USB 3.0: 2 IEEE 1394a: 1 RJ-45: 1 Docking Connector: 1 Audio in/out: 2 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional 64-bit Power: 65W AC Adapter
    6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery Dimensions: 13.31 x 9.11 x 1.25 in Weight: 4.85 lbs

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    In the box:

    HP ProBook 6470B 14" HD Laptop, Intel Core i5-3320M 2.6GHz, 128GB Solid State Drive, 8GB DDR3, 802.11n, Win10P AC Adapter

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    Kitchens are where joy is born. But joy isn't just born fully-finished. You have to work hard at joy. You have to have a variety of accessories to make sure joy can be created from the piles of ingredients and rage. That's what all this stuff is. Joy-facilitation devices.

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    There are a lot of words that sound just like Kelty. It's super easy to get them mixed up with this amazing brand of outdoor gear, so we've listed a few here so there's no confusion.

    Belty - what you wear to keep your tiny pants from falling down

    Felty - a tactile sensation you most associate with your 1st Grade teacher's handcrafted vest collection

    Helty Skelty - the most adorable Beatles cover ever

    Melty - the best kind of cheese

    Pelty - how you describe your Uncle Pete's back hair

    Welty - the way some Irish people say "wealthy"

    Zelty - a word we made up so we could end this write up that's going nowhere

    Redwing 44 Specifications Volume: 44L (2700 cu in.) Weight: 3 lb. 3 oz. Dimensions: 22"L x 15"W x 12"D Fit Range: One size fits all (Torso: 14.5" - 18.5", Hipbelt: 28" - 46") Redwing 50 Specifications Volume: S/M: 49L (3000 cu in.)
    M/L: 52L (3173 cu in.) Weight: S/M: 3 lbs. 3 oz.
    M/L: 3 lbs. 5 oz. Dimensions: S/M: 24"L x 15"W x 12"D"
    M/L: 26"L x 16"W x 12"D Fit Range: S/M: Torso: 14.5" - 18.5", Hipbelt: 28" - 46"
    M/L: Torso: 17.5" - 21", Hipbelt: 30" - 52" Imported: Made in Vietnam

    In the box:

    (1) Kelty Redwing Backpack (Your Choice)

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    Sunglasses aren't just for sun anymore. Even on gloomy days there's still glare from fallen snow, headlights that are too bright, light from computer screens, flashes from cameras, lightning flashes, and the blinding glare of light glinting off of your childhood trophy collection. Protect your eyes from all of it.