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    17.
     (7 days ago)       more like this  

    Rejected commercial for the HP 14" Notebook:

    TALKING DOG: Hey, where do you think bones come from?
    SILENT DOG: (says nothing)
    TALKING DOG: Well, you're no help. Good thing I have this HP Notebook.
    SILENT DOG: (says nothing)
    TALKING DOG: Wow, they come from inside living creatures. Who knew?
    [HP logo appears]

    Specifications: Processor: AMD E2-9000e?1.5Ghz (up to 2Ghz with turbo boost) Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 14" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD SVA?BrightView?WLED-backlit Graphics: AMD Radeon R2 Memory: 4GB DDR4 (expandable to 8GB) Hard Drive: 32GB?SSD Optical Drive: None Network: 10/100/1000 GbE LAN Wireless: 802.11b/g/n/ac Bluetooth: 4.0 Card Reader: Multi-Format Card Reader (SD, MMC) Battery: 3-Cell Lithium-Ion Speakers: Stereo Sound: Integrated Webcam: HP?TrueVision HD Microphone: Integrated digital Keyboard: Full-Size Keyboard Pointing Device: Touchpad supporting multi-touch ? I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.1: 2 USB 2.0: 1 VGA: 1 RJ-45: 1 Microphone-in: 1 Headphone-out: 1 ? Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home Premium 64-bit ? Power: 45W AC Adapter
    3-Cell 31WHr Lithium-Ion Battery ? Dimensions: 34 cm(W) x 24cm(H) x 2.37cm(D) ? Weight: 1.72 kg

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    In the box:

    ????????? HP?14-BW012NR?14" Notebook, AMD?E2-9000e?Dual-Core,?32GB?Solid State Drive,?4GB?DDR4, 802.11ac, Bluetooth,?Win10H

    ?? ? ? 3-cell lithium-ion battery

    ?? ? ? AC Adapter

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    18.
     (2 weeks ago)       more like this  

    7th Gen Intel Core i7-77000 3.6GHz Quad-Core Processor (up to 4.2GHz Turbo) Intel HD Graphics 630 Graphics (better than GT 730 or R7 240) 12GB DDR4 SDRAM 1TB Hard Drive Windows 10 Home 64-Bit...

    $570
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    19.
     (3 days ago)       more like this  

    Here are some other signs you need a new computer: Your computer is currently missing. Your computer is currently on fire. Your computer is currently being used to mine bitcoins. Your computer is being held as evidence in a federal investigation. Specifications: ? Model: HP OMEN 15-CE011DX HP OMEN 17-ANO12DX Processor: Intel i7-7700HQ 2.8GHz
    (Turbo up to 3.8GHz)
    6MB Cache Intel i7-7700HQ 2.8GHz
    (Turbo up to 3.8GHz)
    6MB Cache ? Processor Core: Quad-Core Quad-Core Screen Size: 15.6" 17.3" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 16:9 Resolution: 1920 x 1080 1920 x 1080 Display Type: FHD IPS UWVA Anti-Glare WLED-backlit FHD IPS UWVA Anti-Glare WLED-backlit Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050
    (4 GB GDDR5 dedicated) AMD Radeon RX580
    (8 GB GDDR5 dedicated) Memory: 8GB DDR4-2133 SDRAM
    (1 DIMM) 12GB DDR4-2133 DRAM
    (2 DIMM) Hard Drive: 1TB SATA 7200 RPM 1TB SATA 7200 RPM Optical Drive: No No Network: Integrated 10/100/1000 GbE LAN Integrated 10/100/1000 GbE LAN Wireless: 2x2 802.11ac 2x2 802.11ac Bluetooth: Yes Yes Card Reader: Multi-format SD media card reader Multi-format SD media card reader Sound: Bang & Olufsen with dual speakers Bang & Olufsen with dual speakers Webcam: HP Wide Vision HD Camera HP Wide Vision HD Camera Microphone: Dual array Digital Microphone Dual array Digital Microphone Keyboard: Backlit, Dragon Red Full-size island-style with numeric keypad Backlit, Dragon Red Full-size island-style with numeric keypad Pointing Device: HP Imagepad with multi-touch gesture support HP Imagepad with multi-touch gesture support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 Mini DisplayPort: 1 RJ-45: 1 USB 3.1 Gen 1: 3 USB 3.1 Type-C: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 150W Smart AC Adapter
    7-cell 70 WHr Lithium-Ion Polymer battery Dimensions: 17.9 x 10.85 x 0.98 in Weight: 5.77 lbs

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    In the box:

    HP OMEN Gaming Laptops, 15.6" or 17.3" Full-HD IPS Display, Intel Core i7-7700HQ Quad-Core 2.8GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 4GB or AMD Radeon RX580 8GB, 1TB SATA, 8GB DDR4 or 12GB DDR4, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10H - (Your Choice - Model) AC Adapter

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     (5 days ago)       more like this  

    * Intel Core i5-7400T 2.40GHz Quad-Core Max Turbo 3.00GHz * 12GB DDR4 SDRAM, Max memory supported 16GB * 2TB 7200 rpm SATA Hard Drive * Integrated Intel HD Graphics * 23.8" touchscreen FHD IPS...

    $599.99
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     (2 weeks ago)       more like this  

    And the touchscreen is the laptop equivalent of having good hand-eye coordination. Or really sensitive skin... So then the keyboard is like the mouth, maybe. You know what, on second thought, maybe it's not such a good idea to personify computers. This is a laptop. Enjoy it as such. Specifications: Processor: Intel Pentium N3710 1.6GHz (Burst up to 2.56GHz)
    2MB Cache Processor Core: Quad-Core Screen Size: 15.6" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD SVA LED-backlit Touchscreen Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 405 Memory: 4GB DDR3 SDRAM (1-DIMM) Hard Drive 1TB 5400RPM SATA Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN Wireless: Intel 802.11b/g/n/ac (1x1) Bluetooth: Yes, 4.2 Card Reader: Multi-format digital media card reader Speakers: Stereo Sound: HD Audio Webcam: HP TrueVision HD Microphone: Integrated Digital Keyboard: Full-size island-style keyboard with numeric keypad Pointing Device: Touchpad with multi-touch gesture support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.1 Gen 1: 2 USB 2.0: 1 RJ-45: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter 3-cell, 31WHr lithium-ion battery Dimensions: 14.96 x 9.99 x 0.94 in Weight: 4.52 lbs

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    In the box:

    HP 15-BS000 15.6" Notebook, HD Touchscreen, Intel N3710 Quad-Core, 4GB DDR3, 1TB SATA, 802.11ac, Win10H - (Your Choice: Color) AC Adapter

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    22.
     (3 weeks ago)       more like this  

    [cut to: doctor's office]

    DOCTOR: I see, you tried to fit an?HP Pavilion Mini Intel Dual-Core Desktop in your mouth.?Well, lucky for you we have a procedure for?this. So just hold still while I hook a monitor, mouse, and keyboard up to your face...

    Specifications: ? HP ProDesk 600-G1 Mini HP ProDesk 600-G2 Mini Processor: Intel Core i3-4130T 2.9GHz
    3MB Smart Cache Intel Core i3-6100T 3.2GHz
    3MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Dual-Core Memory: 4GB DDR3-1600
    (supports up to 16GB) 4GB DDR4-2133
    (supports up to 32GB) Memory Slots: 2 2 Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400 Intel HD Graphics 530 Video Ports: DisplayPort, VGA DisplayPort, VGA Hard Drive: 256GB Solid State Drive 256GB Solid State Drive Optical Drive: No No Sound: HD Audio with Realtek ALC 221 HD Audio with Realtek ALC 221 Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: No No Bluetooth: No No Front I/O Ports: (2) USB 3.0
    (1) USB Type-C (600-G2 ONLY)
    (1) Headphone
    (1) Microphone Rear I/O Ports: ? HP ProDesk 600-G1 Mini HP ProDesk 600-G2 Mini (2) DisplayPort
    (1) VGA
    (2) USB 3.0
    (2) USB 2.0
    (1) RJ-45 LAN
    (1) Audio: Line-out (2) DisplayPort
    (1) VGA
    (4) USB 3.0
    (1) RJ-45 LAN Expansion Slots & Bays: (1) Internal M.2 connector
    (1) Internal 2.5" Drive Bay Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Professional (64-bit) Power Supply: External 65W Power Supply Dimensions: 6.9"(L) x 7.0"(W) x 1.3"(H)

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    In the box:

    HP ProDesk 600 Mini Desktop, Intel Core i3 Dual-Core, 256GB Solid State Drive, Win10Pro - (Your Choice: Model) Power Adapter USB Mouse USB Keyboard

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     (3 weeks ago)       more like this  

    Let's all give a big round of applause for the HP 15.6" AMD E2 Dual-Core 1TB Notebook. I remember just a few short decades ago when I turned to my lovely wife Gwendolyn and said "Gwennie-bee, there's no freakin' way I'll ever put a computer in this house. I mean, can you imagine the noise?" Now, my sons are grown, my hairline has receded, and I'm thinking about buying a?HP 15.6" AMD E2 Dual-Core 1TB Notebook just for the heck of it. It's amazing how a little time can change just about anything...? Specifications: Processor: AMD E2-9000E 1.5GHz (Burst up to 2.0GHz)
    1MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 15.6" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD SVA BrightView WLED-backlit Graphics: Integrated AMD Radeon R2 Memory: 4GB DDR4-2133 SDRAM (1-DIMM) Hard Drive 1TB 5400RPM SATA Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD burner Network: 10/100/1000 GbE LAN Wireless: Intel 802.11b/g/n/ac (1x1) Bluetooth: Yes, 4.2 Card Reader: Multi-format digital media card reader Speakers: Stereo Sound: DTS Studio Sound Webcam: HP TrueVision HD Microphone: Integrated Digital Keyboard: Full-size island-style keyboard with numeric keypad Pointing Device: Touchpad supporting multi-touch gestures support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.1 Gen 1: 2 USB 2.0: 1 RJ-45: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter 3-cell, 31WHr lithium-ion battery Dimensions: 14.96 x 9.99 x 0.94 in Weight: 4.52 lb

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    In the box:

    HP 15-BW000 15.6" Notebook, AMD E2-9000E Dual-Core, 4GB DDR4, 1TB SATA, 802.11ac, Win10H - (Your Choice: Color) AC Adapter

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    24.
     (3 weeks ago)       more like this  

    When people say that they would "bend over backwards" to help you, they don't mean it literally. Sure your friends are happy to help with a quick project, but only the HP ProBook x360 11" Convertible Laptop will actually bend over backwards for you.? Specifications: Processor: Intel Celeron N3350 1.1GHz (Burst up to 2.4GHz)
    2MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 11.6" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD SVA WLED-backlit Touchscreen
    Active Pen support (Active Pen included) Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 500 Memory: 4GB DDR3L-1600 (on-board) Hard Drive: 64GB eMMC Solid State Drive Optical Drive: None Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet LAN Wireless: 802.11a/b/g/n/ac (2x2) Bluetooth: Yes, 4.2 Card Reader: Multi-Format MicroSD Card Reader Sound: Stereo Speakers; HD Audio Webcam: HD Webcam Microphone: Integrated Digital Keyboard: Full-sized, spill and pick-resistant Pointing Device: Clickpad with multitouch gestures I/O Ports: HDMI 1.4b: 1 USB 3.1 Gen 1: 2 USB Type-C: 1 RJ-45: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Windows 10 Pro (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter
    3-Cell 41WHr Lithium Ion Battery Dimensions: 8.19 x 11.91 x 0.78 in Weight: 3.19lbs

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    In the box:

    HP ProBook x360 11-G1 EE 11.6" Convertible Laptop, HD Touchscreen with Active Pen, Intel N3350 Dual-Core, 64GB eMMC, 4GB DDR3, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10Pro Active Pen AC Adapter

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    25.
     (3 weeks ago)       more like this  

    The Internet is a series of tubes filled with the numbers 0 and 1. It runs in a big pipe around the ocean, and connects all the wifi routers to each other. Wireless internet is just regular internet, but with walkie-talkies. Walkie-Talkes is a really funny name for a product. Anyway, welcome to Computer Science 101, please fill out these name tags. Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz (Turbo up to 3.5Hz)
    4MB Cache Processor Core: Dual-Core Screen Size: 13.3" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 3840 x 2160 Display Type: 4K IPS eDP BrightView WLED-backlit multitouch-enabled edge-to-edge glass Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 620 Memory: 16 GB LPDDR3-1600 SDRAM (onboard) Hard Drive: 512GB PCIe NVMe M.2 Solid State Drive Optical Drive: None Network: None Wireless: 802.11ac (2x2) Bluetooth: Yes, 4.0 Card Reader: Multi-Format Card Reader Sound: B&O Play Dual Speakers Webcam: HP Wide Vision FHD Camera Microphone: Integrated Digital Keyboard: Full-size island-style backlit Pointing Device: HP Imagepad with multi-touch gesture support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.1 (Type-C): 1 USB 3.1: 3 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter
    3-cell 56WHr Li-ion battery Dimensions: 12.8 x 8.6 x 0.61 to 0.63 in (front to rear) Weight: 3.15 lbs

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    In the box:

    HP 13-Y023CL ENVY X360 Convertible Laptop, 13.3" 4K Ultra-HD IPS Touchscreen, Intel Core i7-7500U 2.7GHz, 512GB PCIe Solid State Drive, 16GB DDR3, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10H AC Adapter

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     (4 weeks ago)       more like this  

    I guess technically you can touch all laptops- but this one will actually do stuff when you touch it. Well, ok, so all laptops will do stuff if you touch their keyboards- but this laptop will do stuff if you poke at the screen. And we guarantee that you've poked your computer screen at least once trying to click on something. So get a laptop that can handle your handy advances! Specifications: Processor: AMD A6-7310U 2GHz (Turbo up to 2.4GHz)
    2MB Cache Processor Core: Quad-Core Screen Size: 15.6" Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Resolution: 1366 x 768 Display Type: HD SVA WLED-backlit Touchscreen Graphics: AMD Radeon R4 Graphics Memory: 4GB DDR3L-1600
    Supports up to 16GB (2x8GB) Hard Drive: 2TB SATA 5400RPM Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Network: 10/100 Ethernet Wireless: Intel 802.11b/g/n/ac (2x2) Wi-Fi Bluetooth: Yes, 4.2 Card Reader: Multi-format digital media card reader for SD cards Speakers: Stereo Sound: DTS Studio Sound Webcam: HP?TrueVision HD Microphone: Integrated Dual-Array Digital Keyboard: Full-size island-style with numeric keypad Pointing Device: Touchpad with multi-touch gesture support I/O Ports: HDMI: 1 USB 3.0: 1 USB 2.0: 2 RJ-45: 1 Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1 Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home (64-bit) Power: 45W AC Adapter
    4-Cell 41WHr Lithium-Ion Battery Dimensions: 15.12 x 10.02 x 0.95 in Weight: 4.9 lbs

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    In the box:

    HP 15-BA000 15.6" Laptop, HD Touchscreen, AMD A6-7310U 2GHz Quad-Core, 4GB DDR3, 2TB SATA, 802.11ac, Win10H - (Your Choice: Color) AC Adapter

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    27.
     (3 weeks ago)       more like this  

    Processor & Memory: IntelA Corea i7-8550U Processor at 1.8GHz 16GB DDR4 (2-DIMM) RAM Drives: 1TB 7200RPM SATA Hard Drive DVD Writer (writes to CD/DVD) Operating System: MicrosoftA Windows...

    $850
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     (4 weeks ago)       more like this  

    Actually, our lawyers have just informed us that we cannot guarantee that. Sorry. We can however guarantee that after reading this, someone will name their kid Ryzen just to get in ahead of the trend. Wait, uh oh. Our lawyers say we can't guarantee that either. Specifications: Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 1700 3.0GHz (Turbo up to 3.7GHz)
    16MB Cache Processor Core: 8-Core Memory: 16GB DDR4-2400 Max Memory: 16GB Memory Slots: 2 Graphics: AMD Radeon RX 550 4GB GDDR5
    (Dual Link DVI-D + HDMI + DisplayPort) Hard Drive: 1TB SATA 7200RPM Optical Drive: Ultra Slim SuperMulti DVD?RW drive Audio: Integrated 5.1 audio Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac Bluetooth: 4.2 Top I/O Ports: (1) USB 3.0
    (1) USB 3.0 Type-C
    (1) Headphone/Microphone Rear I/O Ports: (2) USB 3.0
    (2) USB 2.0
    (2) HDMI
    (1) RJ-45
    (3) Audio Expansion Slots: (1) PCIe x16 socket
    (1) PCIe x1 socket
    (1) M.2 socket 1, key A
    (1) M.2 socket 3, key M Operating System: Genuine Windows 10 Home 64-bit Power Supply: 300W Max Dimensions: 14.88 x 6.5 x 14.33 in Weight: 15.77 lb


    In the box:

    HP Pavilion Power 580-137C Gaming Desktop, AMD Ryzen R7-1700 8-Core 3.0GHz, Radeon RX550 4GB, 16GB DDR4, 1TB SATA, 802.11ac, Bluetooth, Win10H Power Cable USB Keyboard & Mouse

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    29.
     (1 week ago)       more like this  

    Newegg 120GB HP S700 2.5" SATA III 3D NAND Internal Solid State Drive (SSD) 2DP97AA#ABC *$36.99 + Free Shipping* https://www.newegg.com/Product/PrProduct

    $36.99
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     (2 weeks ago)       more like this  

    Newegg via eBay 500GB HP S700 2.5" SATA III 3D NAND Internal Solid State Drive (SSD) 2DP99AA#ABC *$99.99 + Free Shipping * https://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-S700-...SwdKZZ0Lma

    $99.99
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